Description: "Service both the living and the dead by undertaking this position! From grave digging to embalming, Sims who pursue a career in the funeral industry ensure all Sims are able to move on in peace. Specializing in this before-afterlife care prepares you for difficult moments like, Discussing End of Life services or Contemplating Existence. Six feet in you may be rewarded with a Plague Mask, a Murphy Membrane Bust, or a Corpus Commendation Plaque to honor your achievements."
Workplace: SIMple Ends Crematorium
1) Grave Digger
Shovel bound and six feet deep, [Sim name] is going to have to get [Sim pronoun] hands dirty. It's not the most glamorous job, but someone's got to fill it. Muscle on responsibly, or else [Sim name] may end up digging [Sim pronoun] own grave.
Wage: §22/hour
Days:S M T W T F S
Hours: 8:00 AM - 2:00 PM
Ideal Mood: None
Promotion Tasks: None
Daily Task: Work Out
Bonus: N/A
Pension: §56/day
2) Body Guard
When night falls, the bodies need guarding from ghastly beings and occasional bandits. [Sim name] will want to keep a flashlight close; it's not impossible to run into lingering ghouls while making the rounds. Despite the daytime crowd, night is when a cemetery is most alive.
Wage: §36/hour
Days:S M T W T F S
Hours: 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Ideal Mood: None
Promotion Tasks: Reach Level 3 Fitness Skill
Daily Task: Plant Something
Bonus: §144; New Clothes
Pension: §123/day
3) Grave Keeper
As keeper of the grounds, [Sim name] is there to tidy up. With fresh flowers on hand and an eye for landscaping, it should be fairly easy to keep the cemetery aesthetically pleasing for both the living and the dead.
After Grim has sorted souls, someone needs to answer the call and retrieve what...remains. Fortunately, [Sim name] is that lucky someone!! It's an honorable gig and if anyone says otherwise, that's hearse-ay!
Description: "Funeral Directors can offer a clean tissue and a stunning floral arrangement. From clerical work to rites of passage, viewings to processions, the director helps handle death's aftermath with grace."
Workplace: SIMple Ends Crematorium
5) Administrative Assistant
If jobs were a stack of paperwork, this one would be near the bottom. Luckily, [Sim name] is a master paper pusher. Plot inquiries, obituaries, lunch orders, you name it! [Sim name] puts the busy in business.
Grief can be a gut punch and some Sims need a shoulder to cry on. From coping to reminiscing, [Sim name] is a helping hand on the path to moving forward.
Feelin' like a casket case? Urns seem a bit morbid but a grave is soo last millennia? [Sim name] is there to help any Sim come to a decision that feels right. [Sim pronoun] knows an eternal resting place is forever, which is why it's important to rest in peace.
Funeral services involve far too many choices to handle on one's own. Viewings, eulogies, processions. [Sim name] helps ease the mind, offering a variety of arrangements. From funeral to fun-eral, [Sim name] has it all.
Running a funeral home certainly has its ups and downs. Not every death will turn into a celebration of life, but [Sim name] is there to provide a lovely service regardless. By paying respects, Sims are one step closer to embracing the afterlife.
Wage: §440/hour
Days: S M TWT F S
Hours: 11:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Ideal Mood: None
Daily Task: Discuss End of Life Services
Bonus: §2,666; Corpus Commendations; Contemplate Existence; New Clothes
Pension: §904/day
Undertaker Levels - Mortician Branch
Description: "Morticians embody the science side of death. They're likely to endure wacky chemical fumes and makeup mishaps while regularly getting the cold shoulder from clients. Ultimately, they'll need to excel in preparations for any wake without waking the dead."
Workplace: SIMple Ends Crematorium
5) Death Scene Cleaner
Meteors, fires, rogue stink bombs... Death can be quite messy. That's where [Sim name] comes in. Mop up the tears and scrub away the soot so that families can grieve in peace. Squeaky clean peace.
[Sim name] is going to learn that the relationship between pathogenic microorganisms and its host is downright sim-biotic. Plus, [Sim pronoun]'ll get to use a microscope!
Not all Sims wish to be buried, and that's why [Sim name] offers this once-in-a-lifetime service. Now Sims can be scattered wherever they wish! (But please, for Sims-sake, do not sprinkle anyone inside the Tunnel of Love)
[Sim name] is in charge of The Big 3: Sanitization, Preservation, and Presentation! It's best not to let the chemicals get to [Sim pronoun] head, as this part of the job can really make or break a funeral.
Chattering teeth is not uncommon in a morgue so cold. That is, so long as it's [Sim name]'s teeth that are chattering. A haunted workspace wouldn't be the worst thing though, right?
A friend to both the living and the dead, [Sim name] works hard to make a Sim's last appearance everlasting. Finding comfort in the silence, and a a[sic] good lab coat for the cold, [Sim name] takes on this gruesome work so that Sims can hold on to the pleasant memories of their loved ones.