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Here's a list of some memorable quotes from The Sims Wiki's Chat. If you would like a quote to be removed for whatever reason, feel free to contact an administrator or a Chat moderator.
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- The irony
ColinThePanda Sorry, you're spelling and grammar hurt my eyes AsherÉire *your AsherÉire :P Starmoonie lol AsherÉire The irony
- We're Aladdin!
ColinThePanda You just missed him calling us dirty peasants! ^_^ Starmoonie *Gasp* that makes me Aladdin huh? :D ColinThePanda OMG ColinThePanda YES ColinThePanda I'M ALADDIN! ColinThePanda Does that mean I can fly on carpets? AsherÉire We're all Aladdin! Yaaay! Starmoonie NO, there can only be one Aladdin!
- Hippo Mode Activated
AsherÉire: Me... *Hippie Mode Activated* AsherÉire: I nearly typed Hippo... ColinThePanda: Looool! XD AsherÉire: *Hippo Mode Activated* AsherÉire: *BOOP*
- Death to typos
Bakerychaz: *thougj Bakerychaz: **though Bakerychaz: *always AsherÉire: Typoitis is contagious :P Bakerychaz: TYPOS WILL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH AsherÉire: Aye :) Bakerychaz: HANGING AT 1:00AM AsherÉire: Ooh, I thought you were calm and collected :/ Bakerychaz: We're killing typos AsherÉire: Leave me outta this! XD Bakerychaz: NOOOOOOO!!! AsherÉire: I've just bit my lip again from laughing XD ColinThePanda: Looooooooool XD Bakerychaz: TYPOS ARE DECEASED Bakerychaz: I CAN CALM DOWN BUT I WON'T AsherÉire: Feel better now? AsherÉire: Nope... Bakerychaz: DEATH TO ASH AND COLIN AsherÉire: She's frickin lethal AsherÉire: JEEZ NO Bakerychaz: I am... Bakerychaz: ASH IS DEAD Bakerychaz: COLIN IS DEAD AsherÉire: What the frick did I do? AsherÉire: I've been dead since '88 Bakerychaz: You're dead! Stop talking! ColinThePanda: But... it can't be AsherÉire: Make me >:) ColinThePanda: I'm a god of death Bakerychaz: SHUT UP! Bakerychaz: THAT OUGHT TO DO IT AsherÉire: Uh oh... I'm starting to run now... ColinThePanda: Me like my new userpage! ^-^ Bakerychaz: I think this is our funniest chat! AsherÉire: Awesomes Bakerychaz: DEATH TO THE USERPAGE AsherÉire: WOAH! ColinThePanda: NOOOOOOOO AsherÉire: STOP BEING MENTAL YOU STOLE MY FRICKEN LIFE PURPOSE Bakerychaz: USERPAGE IS STABBED Bakerychaz: USERPAGE WAS FRICKING LETHAL AsherÉire: I thought you were the gentle one! >_< Bakerychaz: I am Bakerychaz: I'm back now ColinThePanda: Yaaay! Bakerychaz: You can come back to life
- Nerds > Morons
DontFearTheReaper: I'm listening to Sims 2 music because I am a nerd Freedom50000: Nerds aren't bad The world needs more nerds and less morons
- The Game Chooses
Freedom50000: Oh, boys and there silly little electronic games C; ColinThePanda: HEY, you play TS3 Freedom50000: ...Doesn't count... ColinThePanda: How so? :o Freedom50000: Because it chose not to count. ColinThePanda: Seems legit
- The Almighty Char Char
Bakerychaz: Ugh EmailUser isn't loading at all ColinThePanda: Tell it to load! >:c Bakerychaz: I have Bakerychaz: It's not listening ColinThePanda: >:o ColinThePanda: How dare it not listen to the almighty Char Char Bakerychaz: I know!
- The Almighty Char Char Returns
ColinThePanda: I'm not spesh :c ColinThePanda: Or talentful AsherÉire: I doubt it Colin ColinThePanda: I don't Bakerychaz: That's not true! ColinThePanda: But tanks :3 AsherÉire: IT ISN'T AsherÉire: LISTEN TO THE MIGHTY CHAR CHAR ColinThePanda: Okay! Okay! >.< AsherÉire: Aha, I win again I'm too stubborn for my own good Bakerychaz: CHAR CHAR RULES THE HOLY CHAT Bakerychaz: KNEEL! Bakerychaz: KNEEL BEFORE MY GLORY! AsherÉire: But... but... you love Ashie Washie ColinThePanda: Praise the Char Char! PRAAIIISE THE CHAR CHAR!!! AsherÉire: Uh, ok Bakerychaz: THE CHAR CHAR RULES THE UNIVERSE AND ALL PARALLEL UNIVERSES AsherÉire: But not my universe AsherÉire: You have to be a real nut case to rule that Bakerychaz: ALL UNIVERSES HENCE THAT TOO Bakerychaz: Oh! Sorry, I just switched to my other personality.... Bakerychaz: My altar ego Bakerychaz: The almighty Char Char ColinThePanda: Even the panda galaxy? :c Bakerychaz: Yeah ColinThePanda: You can have every other place, but if you so much as lay a finger on the panda glaxay.... oooooh Bakerychaz: She rules that too ColinThePanda: This call for a revolution! Bakerychaz: All of the Pandas in the universe vs. charlotte .... i know who will win Bakerychaz: CHARLOTTE ColinThePanda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ColinThePanda: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE! Bakerychaz: THE PANDAS SHALL DIEEEE
- Face fail
DevlyHallows: >;) * <:) * :<) Salammbo: xD DevlyHallows: Face fail!
- Screaming tuition with Hana
GAHSIcepick: Maybe I'll try to rap some Eminem xD HanaGoth96: LOL no. HanaGoth96: No one, apart from Eminem can rap Eminem. AsherÉire: I can't rap... xD ColinThePanda: ^ xD HanaGoth96: I can rap the B.O.B part in Pricetag.. AsherÉire: I tend to sing more... xD ColinThePanda: I kind of want to learn how to scream... xD HanaGoth96: Easy? Just kick yourself between the legs and you will be screaming for the rest of your life xD RossInSA: xD ColinThePanda: Not that screaming! xD I mean like growling HanaGoth96: OH right xD AsherÉire: Hana, that was just brilliant xD
- Blue12porcupine being easily bored
HanaGoth96:Okay I actually have to plan this channel so I won't be saying much e.e Blue12porcupine:awkward silence ... ... ...bored... ...very bored... ...extremely bored... ...(run out of word) bored... Cavia porcellus:I can't beliebe EA hasn't fixed that button Blue12porcupine:finally someone to break the awkward silence
- Hurshbr sings for boredom
Hurshbr:da da, da da duh, da da dah... so so bored, da da da duh Da, da duh duh Hurshbr:duh da boom boom shaka boom shaka shaka boom shaka laka, boom shaka laka! Hurshbr:Do do do, do dum de de do do raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory or fame he climbed a mountain top and earned the dragon warrior name KUNG FU PANDA! Hurshbr:master shifu saw the warrior blossom, and master the skills of... BODACIOUS AND AWESOME! KUNG FU PANDA! Hurshbr:He lives and he trains and he fights with the furious five something something something something something ALIVE! KUNG FU PANDA! Legends of awesomeness! Sweet! Hurshbr:Great. Now what do I do?
- Nice to meet you...
GAHSIcepick: Would someone like an e-hug? AsherÉire: I'm grand :3 HanaGoth96: I'm quid, nice to meet you grand x3 AsherÉire: Hana... xD HanaGoth96: Nice to meet you Hana, I'm Ash c: AsherÉire: Wait, what? xD You give me my name back... >:( HanaGoth96: Nice to meet you wait what, I'm who where c: AsherÉire: I can't even... xD
- Colin's Chip
ColinThePanda: I like cookies AsherÉire: I like trains ColinThePanda: Colin x Cookies OTP AsherÉire: I second that xD ColinThePanda: The chip name is Cookies AsherÉire: I see what you did there :p
- Russian Roulette
ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver: lets play russian roulete who shoots first Hurshbr: A peanut butter jelly apocalypse ooops. How about Ash? AsherÉire: I think now would be a good time to head off... seeyas xD AsherÉire has left the chat. ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver: just the five of us Hurshbr: Okay. Give me the gun. Let me take all the bullets out but one (reaches for gun) ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver: do you often talk to your self Hurshbr: yes You REALLY don't want to play russian roulette with ME. (takes gun, opens fire, and kills everyone in the room) BWA HA HA! (dies laughing and smiling) >:) Auror Andrachome: lol Hurshbr: (rises from the dead to kill auror again) Die! DIE! (goes to haunt the wiki and kill vandals)