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Here's a list of some memorable quotes from The Sims Wiki's Chat. If you would like a quote to be removed for whatever reason, feel free to contact an administrator or a Chat moderator.

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The irony

ColinThePanda  Sorry, you're spelling and grammar hurt my eyes
AsherÉire  *your
AsherÉire   :P
Starmoonie  lol
AsherÉire  The irony

We're Aladdin!

ColinThePanda  You just missed him calling us dirty peasants! ^_^
Starmoonie  *Gasp* that makes me Aladdin huh? :D
ColinThePanda  OMG
ColinThePanda  YES
ColinThePanda  I'M ALADDIN!
ColinThePanda  Does that mean I can fly on carpets?
AsherÉire  We're all Aladdin! Yaaay!
Starmoonie  NO, there can only be one Aladdin!

Hippo Mode Activated

AsherÉire:  Me... *Hippie Mode Activated*
AsherÉire:  I nearly typed Hippo...
ColinThePanda:  Looool! XD
AsherÉire:  *Hippo Mode Activated*
AsherÉire:  *BOOP*

Death to typos

Bakerychaz:  *thougj
Bakerychaz:  **though
Bakerychaz:  *always
AsherÉire:  Typoitis is contagious :P
Bakerychaz:  TYPOS WILL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH
AsherÉire:  Aye :)
Bakerychaz:  HANGING AT 1:00AM
AsherÉire:  Ooh, I thought you were calm and collected :/
Bakerychaz: We're killing typos
AsherÉire:  Leave me outta this! XD
Bakerychaz:  NOOOOOOO!!!
AsherÉire:  I've just bit my lip again from laughing XD
ColinThePanda:  Looooooooool XD
Bakerychaz:  TYPOS ARE DECEASED
Bakerychaz: I CAN CALM DOWN BUT I WON'T
AsherÉire:  Feel better now?
AsherÉire: Nope...
Bakerychaz: DEATH TO ASH AND COLIN
AsherÉire:  She's frickin lethal
AsherÉire:  JEEZ NO
Bakerychaz:  I am...
Bakerychaz:  ASH IS DEAD
Bakerychaz: COLIN IS DEAD
AsherÉire:  What the frick did I do?
AsherÉire:  I've been dead since '88
Bakerychaz:  You're dead! Stop talking!
ColinThePanda:  But... it can't be
AsherÉire:  Make me >:)
ColinThePanda:  I'm a god of death
Bakerychaz: SHUT UP!
Bakerychaz: THAT OUGHT TO DO IT
AsherÉire:  Uh oh... I'm starting to run now...
ColinThePanda:  Me like my new userpage! ^-^
Bakerychaz:  I think this is our funniest chat!  
AsherÉire:  Awesomes
Bakerychaz:  DEATH TO THE USERPAGE
AsherÉire:  WOAH!
ColinThePanda:  NOOOOOOOO
AsherÉire:  STOP BEING MENTAL 
YOU STOLE MY FRICKEN LIFE PURPOSE
Bakerychaz: USERPAGE IS STABBED
Bakerychaz: USERPAGE WAS FRICKING LETHAL
AsherÉire:  I thought you were the gentle one! >_<
Bakerychaz:  I am  
Bakerychaz: I'm back now
ColinThePanda:  Yaaay!  
Bakerychaz:  You can come back to life

Nerds > Morons

DontFearTheReaper: I'm listening to Sims 2 music
because I am a nerd
Freedom50000: Nerds aren't bad
The world needs more nerds
and less morons

The Game Chooses

Freedom50000: Oh, boys and there silly little electronic games C;
ColinThePanda: HEY, you play TS3  
Freedom50000: ...Doesn't count...
ColinThePanda: How so? :o  
Freedom50000: Because it chose not to count.
ColinThePanda: Seems legit  

The Almighty Char Char

Bakerychaz: Ugh EmailUser isn't loading at all  
ColinThePanda: Tell it to load! >:c
Bakerychaz: I have  
Bakerychaz: It's not listening
ColinThePanda: >:o
ColinThePanda: How dare it not listen to the almighty Char Char
Bakerychaz: I know!

The Almighty Char Char Returns

ColinThePanda: I'm not spesh :c
ColinThePanda: Or talentful
AsherÉire: I doubt it Colin
ColinThePanda: I don't  
Bakerychaz: That's not true!
ColinThePanda: But tanks :3
AsherÉire: IT ISN'T
AsherÉire: LISTEN TO THE MIGHTY CHAR CHAR
ColinThePanda: Okay! Okay! >.<
AsherÉire: Aha, I win again  
I'm too stubborn for my own good
Bakerychaz: CHAR CHAR RULES THE HOLY CHAT
Bakerychaz: KNEEL!
Bakerychaz: KNEEL BEFORE MY GLORY!
AsherÉire: But... but... you love Ashie Washie  
ColinThePanda: Praise the Char Char! PRAAIIISE THE CHAR CHAR!!!
AsherÉire: Uh, ok
Bakerychaz: THE CHAR CHAR RULES THE UNIVERSE AND ALL PARALLEL UNIVERSES
AsherÉire: But not my universe  
AsherÉire: You have to be a real nut case to rule that
Bakerychaz: ALL UNIVERSES HENCE THAT TOO
Bakerychaz: Oh! Sorry, I just switched to my other personality....
Bakerychaz: My altar ego  
Bakerychaz: The almighty Char Char
ColinThePanda: Even the panda galaxy? :c
Bakerychaz: Yeah
ColinThePanda: You can have every other place, but if you so much as lay a finger on the panda glaxay.... oooooh
Bakerychaz: She rules that too
ColinThePanda: This call for a revolution!
Bakerychaz: All of the Pandas in the universe vs. charlotte .... i know who will win
Bakerychaz: CHARLOTTE
ColinThePanda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ColinThePanda: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!
Bakerychaz: THE PANDAS SHALL DIEEEE

Face fail

DevlyHallows: >;) * <:) * :<)
Salammbo: xD
DevlyHallows: Face fail!

Screaming tuition with Hana

 
GAHSIcepick: Maybe I'll try to rap some Eminem xD
HanaGoth96: LOL no.
HanaGoth96: No one, apart from Eminem can rap Eminem.
AsherÉire: I can't rap... xD
ColinThePanda: ^ xD
HanaGoth96: I can rap the B.O.B part in Pricetag..
AsherÉire: I tend to sing more... xD
ColinThePanda: I kind of want to learn how to scream...  xD
HanaGoth96: Easy? Just kick yourself between the legs and you will be screaming for the rest of your life xD
RossInSA: xD
ColinThePanda: Not that screaming! xD I mean like growling
HanaGoth96: OH right xD
AsherÉire: Hana, that was just brilliant xD

Blue12porcupine being easily bored

HanaGoth96:Okay  
I actually have to plan this channel so I won't be saying much e.e
Blue12porcupine:awkward silence
...
...
...bored...
...very bored...
...extremely bored...
...(run out of word) bored...
Cavia porcellus:I can't beliebe EA hasn't fixed that button  
Blue12porcupine:finally someone to break the awkward silence

Hurshbr sings for boredom

 
Hurshbr:da da, da da duh, da da dah...
so so bored, da da da duh
Da, da duh duh 
Hurshbr:duh da boom
boom shaka
boom shaka shaka
boom shaka laka, boom shaka laka! 
Hurshbr:Do do do, do dum de de do do
raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory or fame
he climbed a mountain top and earned the dragon warrior name
KUNG FU PANDA! 
Hurshbr:master shifu saw the warrior blossom, and master the skills of...
BODACIOUS AND AWESOME!
KUNG FU PANDA! 
Hurshbr:He lives and he trains and he fights with the furious five
something something something something something ALIVE!
KUNG FU PANDA!
Legends of awesomeness!
Sweet!
Hurshbr:Great. Now what do I do?

Nice to meet you...

GAHSIcepick: Would someone like an e-hug?
AsherÉire: I'm grand :3
HanaGoth96: I'm quid, nice to meet you grand x3
AsherÉire: Hana... xD
HanaGoth96: Nice to meet you Hana, I'm Ash c:
AsherÉire: Wait, what? xD
You give me my name back... >:(
HanaGoth96: Nice to meet you wait what, I'm who where c:
AsherÉire: I can't even... xD

Colin's Chip

ColinThePanda: I like cookies
AsherÉire: I like trains
ColinThePanda: Colin x Cookies
OTP
AsherÉire: I second that xD
ColinThePanda: The chip name is Cookies
AsherÉire: I see what you did there :p

Russian Roulette

ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver: lets play russian roulete
who shoots first
 Hurshbr: A peanut butter jelly apocalypse
ooops.
How about Ash?
 AsherÉire: I think now would be a good time to head off... seeyas xD
AsherÉire has left the chat.
 ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver: just the five of us
 Hurshbr: Okay. Give me the gun.
Let me take all the bullets out
but one
(reaches for gun)
ILoveBeyonceForeverAndEver: do you often talk to your self
Hurshbr: yes
You REALLY don't want to play russian roulette with ME.
(takes gun, opens fire, and kills everyone in the room)
BWA HA HA! (dies laughing and smiling) >:)
 Auror Andrachome: lol
 Hurshbr: (rises from the dead to kill auror again)
Die! DIE!
(goes to haunt the wiki and kill vandals)

AWESOME!

Hurshbr: Let me tutor you in math. Five equations.
Elspeth+Grim+Calixte=AWESOME!
Brian+ weapons= AWESOME!
Kaitlen + Secret= AWESOME!
Your writing+ my writing =Blue's writing= AWESOME!
Spell-Caster Jr: :D
Hurshbr: AWESOME + AWESOME + AWESOME + AWESOME= [[Our fanon|Fanon:Survival Island]]!
4:20 Spell-Caster Jr :D
Hurshbr: AWESOME!
Spell-Caster Jr: :D
Hurshbr: Thank you, thank you. A+s all around.
:)
Spell-Caster Jr: :)
Hurshbr: I must add us to the chat quotes.

Hana's worrying typos that spread through Chat

Beds: Are you sure Bluue?
RossInSA: Blue...  xD
AsherÉire: Oh my god...  xD
Beds: It's lalright if you did
*ALRIGHT JESUS CHRIS  xD
AsherÉire: lalright?  xD
Beds: **christ
Blue12porcupine: xd
AsherÉire: Oh my god...  xD
OpelSpeedster: lol, Jesus Chris
AsherÉire: Jesus Chris... crying  xD
LizardMaster178 has joined the chat. 
Beds: I can't help it  xD
LizardMaster178: Guys, just to say you haven't updated your 'featured editor' lately.
The Sims Wiki
Look at the bottom
Beds: Um, we know.
LizardMaster178: It says 'May 2013'
Beds: It's on haitancne
LizardMaster178: Okai. Bye/
OpelSpeedster: 'haitancne'?
Blue12porcupine: Whats a haitance  :S
Beds: I spelt that wrong e_e
AsherÉire: Hiatus...?  xD
LizardMaster178 has left the chat. 
Beds: HIATUS  xD
OpelSpeedster: da fudge
Oh.
RossInSA: xD
OpelSpeedster: XD
Blue12porcupine:XD
AsherÉire: That was just awesome  xD
Beds: LIKE I SAID I CAN'T HELP IT!  xD
AsherÉire: We've got to quote that... I'm practically peeing myself...  xD
Beds: Okay, who's gonna wuote it?  xD
Blue12porcupine: I lost the lolly-pop stick again  D:
Beds: *QUOTE
AsherÉire: I can't even breathe right now  xD
RossInSA: OMH  xD
*OMG
Beds: Will I quote it?  xD
RossInSA: THE TYPOS
AsherÉire: IT SPREADS  xD
Blue12porcupine: Beds has never made that many typos before, it worrying  :(
RossInSA: OH THE PAIN  xD
Blue12porcupine: xd
Beds: I find it funny Blue  xD
AsherÉire: It's hilarious cD
*  xD
Blue12porcupine: xd