The Loop (Games)
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|Swindler Career Levels|
|1) Travelling Salesman|
|It's a wonder this job even exists anymore, but here you are...selling vaccum cleaners door to door. Funny thing is, you are GOOD at selling them! Maybe this was the right career move after all...
|9:00 - 15:00||0|
|2) Used Car Dealer|
| You managed to talk a used car dealer into buying a vaccum for his cars...then he offered you HIS job! It's obvious you're a natural at this...just turn up your CHARISMA, this road is wide open!
|9:00 - 16:00||0|
| Used cars is child's play. Telemarketing is where you're at now. Preying on the elderly, the dumb, and the naive...you can make WAY more money. Make some friends so you can perfect lying techniques in your off hours.
|9:00 - 16:00||2|
|4) Con Artist|
| Telemarketing was just a stepping stone to the scams you run now: import/export schemes, forged prescriptions, stupidity insurance...learn to sound more LOGICAL, and you could probably sell pet pebbles to people!
|9:00 - 16:00||3|
|5) Fad Starter|
| Your pet pebble idea rocks! The big toy companies blew you off, but who's laughing NOW? Your high-energy infomercials can't be resisted! Everyone's gotta have a pet pebble! Get more CREATIVE and maybe you'll get lucky again.
|9:00 - 16:00||4|
| You fast-talked some gullible investors into bankrolling your cockamamie robot-puppet-kindle show line of self-aware action figures! Make as much money as you can, before the company goes bankrupt!
|9:00 - 16:00||6|
|7) Loan Shark|
| With money you embezzled from the toy company, you started your own "bank" ...of sorts. Your loan broke suckers of your money and charge the fools exorbitant rates of interest! And it's all legal!
|9:00 - 17:00||8|
|8) Real Estate Developer|
| Running a savings and loan got boring, the sexy money is all in real estate! It's pretty fun! Kick out poor people from the slums, buy it all up cheap. Then get federal subsidies to pay for renovations! Isn't this country great?
|9:00 - 17:00||8|
|9) Inside Trader|
| Now that you know how the system REALLY works, why not take advantage of it? Everyone you know is part of one big happy MONEY CLUB. You help them...they help you...everybody wins!
|9:00 - 16:00||8|
| It's amazing what people believe these days...and they believe you! They believe your layers, your lobbyists, your senators, your TV commercials. If competition emerges, just buy it up...or destroy it!
|9:00 - 15:00||8|