Simon Swift is a pre-made maid from Barnacle Bay. He has six points in Painting. According to his bio, Simon is said to be a vain fan of Don Lothario. Oddly enough for a maid, he has the Slob trait, which does not attract clients to hire him, and if he is hired, some players tend to fire him due to his sloppiness. The same thing happens with the Bridgeport maid, Delicia Hoover. He can be made playable by marrying him, or asking him to move in. His female counterpart is Torri Keane.
Simon shares his surname with Kaila Swift from Sunlit Tides. However, a family connection between these two in unknown.