| Shorty-John Inkbeard | |
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| Gender |  Male
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| Age |  Elder
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| Life state |  Sim |
| Biography | |
| "Shorty" John has anger-management issues and his nickname may refer to how short his emotional fuse is. Just like Victoria however he deeply loves his family and is obsessed about lost family Pirate plunder. | |
| Family | |
| Family | Inkbeard family |
| Siblings | Vera Inkbeard  
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| Marital status | Married |
| Romances | Victoria Inkbeard 
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| Children | Morgan Inkbeard  , Juan Jr Inkbeard
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| Personality | |
| Traits |  Insane
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 Over-Emotional
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 Family-Oriented
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 Hot-Headed
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 Angler
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| Lifetime wish |  Chess Legend
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| Favorites |  Indie
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 Ratatouille
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 Hot Pink
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| Appearance | |
| Hair color |  Grey
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| Eye color |  Lilac
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| Skin color |  Light red
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| Body shape |  Fat
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| Social standing | |
| Celebrity status |  |
| Other information | |
| Game | The Sims 3 Store
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| Playability | Playable |
| World | Barnacle Bay |
Shorty-John Inkbeard is a pre-made playable Sim residing in Barnacle Bay. He lives with all of his family, except for his second son, Juan Jr.. At the start of the game, Shorty-John is 85 days old, and is close to death. He has an unusual light red skin tone that neither his sister nor any of his children have. His skin color could be a reference to his hot-headed trait.
His name is an obvious play on "Long-John Blackbeard."
| The Inkbeard family |
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| Shorty-John - Victoria - Morgan - Juan Jr. - Aeisha - Pearl - Bart - Vera - Squidy - Darla |