|"Shorty" John has anger-management issues and his nickname may refer to how short his emotional fuse is. Just like Victoria however he deeply loves his family and is obsessed about lost family Pirate plunder.|
|Children||Morgan Inkbeard , Juan Jr Inkbeard|
|Lifetime wish||Chess Legend|
|Skin color||Light red|
|Game||The Sims 3 Store|
Shorty-John Inkbeard is a pre-made Sim featured in Barnacle Bay. He lives with all of his family, except for his son, Juan. His name is an obvious play on "Long-John Blackbeard." At the start of the game, Shorty-John is 85 days old, and is close to death. Shorty-John has an unusual light red skintone that neither his sister or any of his children have. His skin color could be a reference to his Hot-Headed trait.
|The Inkbeard family|
|Shorty-John - Victoria - Morgan - Juan Jr. - Aeisha - Pearl - Bart - Vera - Squidy - Darla|