| Scary Mary | |
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| Gender |  Female
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| Age |  Adult
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| Life state |  Human |
| Biography | |
| I can show you how to "get in" with the skateboarders since I used to run in that crowd, and a few tricks you can pull for the art-house crowd. If you help me at my piercing parlor, I'll show you some special "shocking" moves I've invented too! | |
| Education and employment | |
| Career | Body Piercing Artist |
| Family | |
| Romances | Kidd Chaos 
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| Appearance | |
| Hair color |  Red
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| Eye color |  Brown
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| Skin color |  Pale
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| Body shape |  Thin
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| Social standing | |
| District | Central Station |
| Other information | |
| Game | The Urbz: Sims in the City (console) |
| Playability | Townie |
| Neighborhood | Urbzville |
| “ | Queen of the damned seeks knight in shining piercings for pleasure, pain and purring. | ” |
—Scary Mary
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Scary Mary is an Urb residing in Central Station in Urbzville from The Urbz: Sims in the City for console. She is described as being Kidd Chaos' 'better half'. She is a child prodigy turned social rebel and loves the art of body modification, which shows in how she owns and runs the piercing parlor, 'Mary's Puncture". Completing all levels in the piercing parlor will have her teach the player's Urb the following social moves: "High Five", "Smoke Trick", and "Hyper Shock".
Likes: Latex, hardcore punk, index funds, philosophy, pain, and piercings.
Dislikes: Fools, bozos, hustlers, wiseguys, tango, technology geeks, fruitcakes.
Comix: Central Station[]
In the comix by Evan Dorkin, Urangoo McBain loudly bursts through the tattoo parlor and demands to be serviced. Jayde, a newbie, snaps at him and tells him that there is a line but she is quickly hushed by her fellow Urbz who state that the man is someone not to messed with. As Kidd tries to explain more about the trouble-maker McBain, he is 'head butted' by him and is knocked to the floor, which then McBain puts one foot on his chest. Mary stands back worried about him as it appears head butts by McBain are a common occurrence.
McBain announces that he wants to become the 'dream guy' to a woman named Anna Kissed, this job was demanded to be done in two days leading to a lot of tattooing and piercings. Mary becomes agitated and brings up the fact that McBain wouldn't pay for the session even if they could do it. McBain threatens to headbutt Mary next, but Jayde speaks up to say that they will do it. As Mary protest that it would take a day just to sanitize him, Jayde assures Mary that they can do it and even insist it will boost Central's reputation. She states she will call 'Crankboy', an industrial crew worker with a magnet lifter crane.
The exhausted crew work on McBain for hours, at one point Mary nicks his artery and shouts for band-aids and super glue. Still more hours later, Mary becomes so aggravated that she wants to amputate McBain's limbs while he sleeps, it takes a combination of Jayde and Genghis Lincoln to hold her back. However, it is decided that they have to tie an exhausted and inchoate Mary to a chair to prevent her from carrying out her previous threat.
When McBain wakes up he attempts to flee (Ink-n-Run) from the parlor, a frustrated Mary almost blames Jayde until the Crankboy arrives and McBain is hosted up by his pierced nipples.
Simology[]
| Personality | ||
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| Sloppy | 
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Neat |
| Shy |
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Outgoing |
| Lazy | 
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Active |
| Serious |
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Playful |
| Grouchy | 
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Nice |
This personality is shared across all Central Station Urbz.
| Interests | ||||||
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 Bling |
Medium | |||||
 Chaos |
High | |||||
 Clothing |
Medium | |||||
 Crime |
High | |||||
 Fast Food |
High | |||||
 Gambling |
Low | |||||
 Hollywood |
Low | |||||
 Money |
Low | |||||
 Music |
Medium | |||||
 Parties |
Low | |||||
 Pests |
High | |||||
 Rent |
Low | |||||
 Sex |
Medium | |||||
 Xtreme |
High | |||||
These interests are shared across all Central Station Urbz.
| Relationships | ||
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String Bean[1] |  Friend
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Beelzebob Jones |  Acquaintance
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Frag Grrl | Acquaintance
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Genghis Lincoln | Acquaintance
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Kidd Chaos | Acquaintance
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| Relationships | ||
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String Bean[1] | Friend
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Beelzebob Jones | Acquaintance
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Frag Grrl | Acquaintance
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Genghis Lincoln | Acquaintance
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Kidd Chaos | Acquaintance
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Trivia[]
- In the City Guide for Central Station, Mary is described as Kidd Chaos' 'better half.' Despite this, they only have 20 relationship with each other and are not in love.
Gallery[]
- ↑ Scary Mary and String Bean do not officially consider each other to be friends. However, they have a relationship of 40 as opposed to the standard relationship of 20.