|The victim of an unfortunate intestinal malady, the paranoid Jonas Bragg never actually served in the military. Instead, he serves his country by protecting earth's precious fluids from alien intoxicants.|
|Education and employment|
|Household||Alien Crash Site|
|Roommates||XY-XY Smith, XHT-F Smith|
|Game||The Sims 2 (console)|
|Neighborhood||Pleasantview, Strangetown, and Melbourne|
Jonas W. Bragg is a pre-made male Sim from The Sims 2 for console. He lives at the Alien Crash Site in Strangetown, which contains his trailer as well as the house of his alien neighbors XY-XY Smith and XHT-F Smith. Jonas is enemies with XY-XY and XHT-F, having a -25 relationship with both. He suspects that they are aliens, but no one believes him. Jonas has the "hate memory" for both XHT-F and XY-XY, but neither one has this memory for Jonas. Despite the fact that he has never actually served in the military, Jonas is dressed in a military helmet, a orange tank top and plaid shorts. He can be made playable by becoming best friends or lovers, then asking him to move in on a different lot or by getting married. Even though Jonas appears to be fat, in Debug Mode CAS his body type is 0, which means he is supposed to be thin.
|Image||Name||Relationship score||Relationship level|
|XHT-F Smith|| |
|XY-XY Smith|| |
- His backstory appears to be a reference to General Jack D. Ripper from the 1964 film Dr. Strangelove: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. In the movie, General Ripper is a paranoid man who believes the Soviets have been using fluoridation of the American water supplies to pollute the "precious bodily fluids" of Americans.