|The victim of an unfortunate intestional malady, the paranoid Jonas Bragg never actually served in the military. Instead, he serves his country by protecting earth's precious fluids from alien intoxicants.|
|Roommates||XY-XY Smith, XHT-F Smith|
|Game||The Sims 2 (console)|
|Neighborhood||Pleasantview, Strangetown, and Melbourne|
Jonas W. Bragg is a sim from The Sims 2 for console. He lives on the Alien Crash Site lot which contains his trailer as well as the house of his alien neighbors XY-XY Smith and XHT-F Smith. Jonas has -30 relationship with XY-XY and a +12 relationship with XHT-F. He suspects that they are aliens but no one believes him. Despite the fact that he has never actually served in the military, Jonas is dressed in a military helmet, a red tank top and plaid shorts.
- His backstory appears to be a reference to General Jack D. Ripper from the 1964 film Dr. Strangelove: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. In the movie, General Ripper is a paranoid man who believes the Soviets have been using fluoridation of the American water supplies to pollute the "precious bodily fluids" of Americans.