| Gary Geezer | |
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| Gender |  Male
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| Age |  Elder
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| Life state |  Human |
| Biography | |
| Gary's a kind old gentleman, but just a touch hard of hearing. Speak up when you talk to him or he'll miss the gist completely. | |
| Household | |
| Pets | Mel, Inara |
| Appearance | |
| Hair color |  White
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| Eye color |  Green
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| Skin color |  Light
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| Social standing | |
| Rep group | N/A |
| Other information | |
| Game | The Urbz: Sims in the City (handheld) |
| Playability | NPC |
| Neighborhood | Miniopolis |
| “ | Eh? Speak up! Speak up, I say! You’re not going to fool Gary Geezer with that old whispering trick! I won’t stand for it! | ” |
—Gary Geezer, The Urbz: Sims in the City
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Gary Geezer is an Urb residing on Splicer Island or in Miniopolis. Gary has bad hearing, meaning that his conversation reactions can seem fairly odd.
Biography[]
Gary used to work at the Xizzle Factory cleaning floors.
He does not have any involvement with the plot until Mission S-5, Dog and Dinosaur Show?, where he is one of the Urbz that the player must recruit for the pet show. He can be found roaming the Sim Quarter's market, outside the City Apartment in Glasstown, Splicer Island, outside the Second Looks Thrift Emporium store in Urbania, and on the first floor of the Epoch Museum.
Gary Geezer is the only DS exclusive character to make an appearance in the GBA version of the game, as a protester against Daddy Bigbucks at the end of mission Road to the Sim Quarter.
Interests[]
| Interest | Dialogue | ||
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Talk about Aliens | I don't know ANYONE named Aileen! Why do people keep asking me that? | -3 |
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Talk about Art | Bart? I don't know anyone named Bart. I know a Rupert. He cleaned floors with me at the Xizzle Factory. | +2 |
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Talk about the Bayou | And I'll bet nothing gets by you either. You're such a smart kid. | +3 |
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Talk about Books | Eh? No I don't know if I have a favorite 'look', but I am partial to tweed jackets and polyester trousers. | 0 |
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Talk about the Carnival | Sure I'm a carnivore! I don't take no truck with them vegetarians. It ain't natural! | +1 |
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Talk about Cars | No, <player>. No bars in this town. And you should be ashamed for asking! | -2 |
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Talk about the Lounge | Can I see no what? No evil? No... and I don't hear no evil or smell no evil either. I'm just like that, I guess. | -1 |
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Talk about Miniopolis | What? Kitty? I have two cats, Mal's the boy and Inara's the girl. | +2 |
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Talk about the Coffee Shop | Hey now! If you've got a cough, don't be coming near me, you hear? | -2 |
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Talk about Computers | Commuter? What do you mean? Everything in Miniopolis is within walking distance! | 0 |
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Talk about Construction | 'Compunction' is a pretty big word there... I'll bet you don't even know what it means! | -1 |
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Talk about Cooking | Everybody likes cookies, of course. I don't see why you had to ask. | +1 |
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Talk about Cosmos | Yeah the word 'gizmos' is one of my favorites. I also like ‘Doo-Dad' and ‘Thingamajig'. Oh, and ‘doohickey's' is good too. | +2 |
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Talk about Crime | Eeyuck! I know all about grime, yessir. Sometimes when I'm fixing my plumbing I get good and grimy with grease and dirt. | -1 |
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Talk about Dancing | Eh? Lancing? Like knights used to do? Didn't that go out of style 700 years ago? | -1 |
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Tell a Bad Pun | What're you making that ridiculous face for. Speak up! | -2 |
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Talk about Excercise | What's my size? My shoe size? Or My shirt size? Are you going to buy me a present? | +3 |
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Talk about the Market | What do you want a "plea-bargain" for, eh? You didn't break the law did you? | -1 |
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Talk about Home Decor | I'm no home-wrecker! It's the other way around... my home wrecked me. So I left! | -3 |
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Talk about Games | Eh? My name? Didn't I tell you? It's Gary. Gary Geezer. And who are you? | 0 |
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Talk about Graveyard | Is that what you kids say to each other nowadays at your terrible parties? Rave hard, dude! Keep dancing! | -2 |
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Talk about Hobbies | Lobbies? Well sure...every tall building needs one. What's the big deal? | 0 |
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Talk about Health | Let me give you this advice, <player>. Wealth just isn't that important. It can ruin you in the long run. | +1 |
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Talk about Home | No I don't own any lawn gnomes. No leprechauns neither. But I think you can purchase some in the city. | +1 |
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Talk about Hygiene | My name's not Gene. It's Gary. Don't you remember? | -2 |
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Talk about Jail | What do you mean "shale"? Are you studying geology? | 0 |
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Talk about the Law | Eh? Why sure I remember that song! La-la-la, La-dee-day, Toora-loom, Toora-lay. | +3 |
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Talk about Jobs | Cover my ears? What for? You're not going to shout at me are you? | +2 |
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Talk about Simoleons | It IS rather muggy out isn't it? Ah, I suppose it's better than being cold. | -1 |
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Talk about Movies | Don't you tell me to 'move it', <player>. I've been here longer than you have. | -2 |
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Talk about the Museum | No I don't see 'em. Who? Who are you talking about? Is it the Ninja? | +1 |
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Talk about Music | Eh? Use it? What do you mean? Use what? Are you toying with me, child? Stop it! | -2 |
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Talk about Nature | Am I sure? Of course I'm sure... of something. Lot's of things actually. Give me a minute and I'll think of something. | +1 |
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Talk about the Newspaper | Gee, I don't know why there are no "new bakers" in this city. No garbage men either. | +2 |
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Talk about Ninjas | Knee-jerk? What are you implying, kid? That I jump to conclusions! Well you're wrong! And I'll bet you're a criminal too! | -3 |
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Talk about Politics | No kid. It ain't "ball of tricks." The correct expression is "bag of tricks." Got it? | 0 |
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Talk about the River | What are you accusing me of, eh? My liver is fine! And so's my pancreas. | -2 |
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Talk about Rep Groups | "Hep Groove?" What's that, some kind of crazy dance-move you kids do? Well stop it. It's wrong and you know it is! | -2 |
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Talk about Shopping | Oh yes, hopping was big when I was a child. For fun we used to hop around like three-eyed frogs. | +2 |
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Talk about Science | Signs? Signs of what? Of your mental incompetence! Stop pestering me! | -2 |
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Talk about Sleeping | No, you won't find any sleet falling on this town. Nothing ever falls from the sky in Miniopolis. Well, but for pigeon poo. | +2 |
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Talk about Sports | Eh? Well, of course, ports are where you moor, ah, that is, tie up boats. Didn't you know that? | 0 |
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Talk about the Supernatural | What do you mean 'Soup or Salad', <player>? Frankly, I think you're just being silly. | +1 |
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Talk about TV | Eh? How's my vision? It's fine, I told you! It's my hearing that ain't so hot! Why don't you listen for a change? | -1 |
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Talk about Theatre | The heater is broken? Eh? What do you mean? Why do you need a heater in this weather, you crazy kid! | -2 |
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Talk about Travel | I know what you mean. Sometimes my life feels like it's about to unravel too. | -3 |
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Talk about the University | Eh? Adversity? What do you mean? Are you in trouble, <player>? What's wrong? | +1 |
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Talk about the Weather | Oh sure... leather is a fine material. Natural. Much nicer than polyester. | +1 |
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Talk about Work | Who did you say was a jerk? I think quite a few people in this city should work on their manners. | +1 |
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Talk about the World | Girls? Eh? What do I think about the Girls? That's none of your business! | -2 |
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Annoy | I do NOT look like that when I walk. You behave yourself! | +3 |
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Apologize | There there, <player>. I know you done wrong. But it'll be all right. | +2 |
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Brag | What do I care for looking at your biceps anyhow? Put those things down! | 0 |
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Call Name | Eh? What in tarnation is an inflected scum bobble? Is that what you called me? | -3 |
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Cheer Up | I didn't hear what you said there, but that look on your face sure makes me smile. | +3 |
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Complain | Speak up, <player>. You're just humming nonsense in my ear. | -2 |
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Compliment | What did you just say to me? Were you making fun of my trousers! Blast you! | -3 |
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Entertain | Whee! That's wonderful. Just don't hurt yourself child. | +2 |
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Intimidate | What's the matter, <player>. Your face is turning all puffy and red. Can you breathe okay? | -1 |
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Insult | Eh? What's that? Oh, uh... thank you! | +2 |
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Joke | Ha ha ha! I love that joke about the farmer's stutter. | +3 |
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Gossip | I didn't hear who you were talking about, but I'm definitely suspicious of him now. | +1 |
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Give an Opinion | Oh, uh. Yes... yes, whatever you just said, I certainly agree with you. | +1 |
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Tell a Secret | Tee hee hee! That tickles my ear! | +1 |
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Tease | Yes, geezer is my name. Eh? Wait a minute. You're teasing me, ain't you? | -2 |
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Cry | What's the matter there, <player>? You got something in your eye? Flush it with water. That'll do the trick. | -1 |
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Rude Gesture | !!! | -7 |
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Flirt | Did you say you want to kiss me or you want to hit me? What? | +3 |
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Jibba Jabba | Oh, well let's see... I'd say for about 30 years now. | +3 |
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Hug (Accept) | N/A | +3 |
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Hug (Reject) | Get your dirty paws off'n me you filthy creature. | -2 |
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Kiss (Accept) | N/A | +3 |
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Kiss (Reject) | Whaaa? What are you doing? Get away. I hate the sight of teeth! | -2 |
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Gift (Accept) | You're breaking my heart, <player>. Thank you. | Varies |
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Gift (Reject) | No I didn't steal that! How dare you accuse-! Eh? Oh I see. No I don't need that. | N/A |
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Errand (Accept) | You're darn tootin! I got a job for ya, let's see. Give this old roll of film to <Sim>. | N/A |
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Errand (Reject) | Naw... I got nothing for you. Absolutely nothing, kid. | N/A |
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Move In (Reject) | What? You're offering me a broom? I'm not a janitor kid, never was! | N/A |
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Silent Treatment | Talking to you is hard on my hearing. Get out of here! | N/A |
Trivia[]
- His cats names, Mal and Inara, are references to characters from science fiction television show Firefly (2002).
Gallery[]
Gary Geezer's expressions from The Urbz: Sims in the City for DS and DSi
Other languages[]
| Language | The Urbz: Sims in the City |
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| English | Gary Geezer |
| French | Fernand Lantique |
| German | Otto Logie |
| Italian | Carmelo Ripeti |
| Spanish | Gregorio Carcamal |
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