Queen Jane - the protagonist of the story and Queen of Riverland.
Prince Henry - Queen Jane and King Vladimir's 16-year old son looking for love.
Mary-Ann Small - the 16-year old girl Henry is secretly courting with.
King Vladimir - Queen Jane's husband and King of Riverland.
One day, Queen Jane was sitting reading a book when she heard some yelling outside. She ran outside, and saw her son fighting with another teenaged boy in front of a large crowd.
"Stop!", she exclaimed.
Henry yelled "Mother! What are you doing?!".
Jane pulled her son away from the fight.
She said "Henry! How could YOU, the sweetest boy alive, be fighting someone?!"
Henry brutishly punched the boy in the face and said "we're fighting over that girl over there!" to his mother. He pointed to a girl in the crowd. She had long, curly brown hair and dark grey eyes. Jane told everybody to leave, except the girl, her son and the boy he was fighting with.
She said to the girl "who are you. And explain this." and she replied "my name is Mary-Ann Small. That boy is called Joseph Penny. Joseph is my boyfriend, Henry tried to kiss me while Joseph was walking by. Then Joseph attacked Henry."
Jane ordered Mary-Ann and Joseph to go home and ordered her son to come back into the castle, their house.
The next day, Jane was still angry at her son for fighting, and was feeling very sick. Meanwhile, Henry was talking to Mary-Ann.
He said "Mary-Ann, I'm sorry I tried to kiss you, but...I am in love with you. And I didn't know you were courting". Mary-Ann replied "It's alright. I...am in love with you too. I don't really like Joseph". Mary-Ann gets up from her chair, kisses Henry and leaves.
Meanwhile, Jane was feeling sicker than she had EVER been. She was throwing up every 15 minutes.
2 months later, Jane was getting considerably fatter. Her corset wasn't fitting.
Meanwhile, Mary-Ann and Prince Henry were courting in secret and were very much in love. Mary-Ann was also getting fatter and was also getting fatter.
1 month later, Mary-Ann and Jane both found out they were pregnant! Mary-Ann told Henry, who was very angry because having a baby out of wedlock would seriously damage his reputation. Jane and Vladimir found out together.
6 months later, Jane is giving birth.
"AHHH!!!!!", she screamed.
"Jane, calm down", Vladimir said as he comforted her.
"Ow! Ow!", Jane yelled as she gave birth.
The baby was a boy.
"A boy, a boy", Jane said, trying to breathe.
The doctor handed the baby to Vladimir. The baby had baby blue eyes and deep black hair. He looked a lot like Jane.
"Hello, baby", Vladimir whispered to the baby.
Jane was struggling for breath as she opened her eyes and saw her baby for the first time.
She said "Wow. Wow! What shall we name him?".
Vladimir replied "Arthur? After my father."
"Perfect", Jane said.
At the exact same time Jane was giving birth, Mary-Ann was giving birth, earlier than her due date.
She was in extreme pain but was comforted by her boyfriend.
She gave birth to a son. He was a prince, but they did not want anyone to know this; so they pretended Joseph was the father.
"What's his name?", said Mary-Ann, who just gave birth to a 10-pound baby.
"Robert. He looks like a Robert".
"What will be his middle name?", said Mary-Ann.
"What about Vladimir?", replied Henry.
"Lovely", said Mary-Ann as she hugged Robert.
2 days later, Mary-Ann is in her home with her father Hubert and son Robert.
"Mary-Ann, I don't disapprove of you having a baby out of wedlock", said Hubert.
"Why, father?", replied Mary-Ann as she was holding Robert.
"Because, ahh... I've never told you this, but you were born out of wedlock. I told you your mother died in childbirth, but she left me when you were born", said Hubert.
"What?!" said Mary-Ann.
"It's true" replied Hubert.
"You had me out of wedlock?!" said Mary-Ann.
"Says the young girl with a son, who was also born out of wedlock", replied Hubert.
"You can't blame ME for being surprised at this!", yelled Mary-Ann.
She stormed out of her house with Robert.