Don Calamari
Don Calamari
Gender TS2 Male Male
Age TS3-Adult Adult
Life state CAS Human icon Sim
Education and employment
Career Unemployed Unemployed
Family/Families Calamari family
Marital status Single
Zodiac sign Aries Aries
Aspiration Popularity Popularity
Turn-ons Formal Wear Formal Wear
Underwear Underwear
Turn-off Hats Hats
Hair color TS2 Black Hair Black
Eye color TS2 Brown Eyes Brown
Skin color Skin-tan Tan
Body shape Fat Fat
Other information
Game TSLS Icon The Sims Life Stories
Playability Family bin
Neighborhood Bitville

Don Calamari is a pre-made adult Sim from Bitville, one of the neighborhoods shipped with The Sims Life Stories. He is the owner of Don Calamari's and a friend of Vincent Moore. Don Calamari's is Vincent's favorite restaurant. Don appears only once in Vincent's story, giving Vincent a gift as an apology to the incident that happens during Vincent and Alexa Starr's sabotaged date. During the date Alexa says she adores the coffee at Don's place.

Don becomes playable at the end of Vincent's story and can be found in the family bin. Don is unemployed. He has the Popularity aspiration and the Aries zodiac sign. He has no skill points at the start of the game, and his interests are randomized when he is first spawned in-game, as he has not been initialised. When he is first moved onto a lot, he is 29 days from being an elder. It is only referenced in the game files that he only has 1 day left. Don has bottom fitness at the start of the game.

Even though in the story, Don is introduced as Vincent's friend, they will only think of each other as "Just Met" at the end of the story, unless the player chooses to have Vincent build his relationship with Don. His name could be a reference to the Mon Calamari, an alien race from Star Wars. He has no preset gender preference, thus the first sim to flirt with him or check him out will determine his preferences. With his family funds, he can purchase any of the three empty homes; the ideal home for him is the house next to his restaurant, which seems intended for him. He was the final sim created for Bitville, an oddity, as he is far below all of the townies and NPCs, while most of the playables are up top. It is likely he was either rebuilt after data corruption of his original sim, or a last minute addition.


Image Name Relationship level
Vincent Moore Vincent Moore Just Met

Aries - Big
Sloppy 05 Neat
Shy 08 Outgoing
Lazy 06 Active
Serious 03 Playful
Grouchy 03 Nice

Image Memory Type
Met -Sim- Met Mystery Sim Positive
Became Best Friends with -Sim- Made Best Friends with Mystery Sim Positive
Had Very First Kiss with -Sim- Had Very First Kiss with Mystery Sim Positive
Had Very First Kiss with -Sim- Kissed Mystery Sim for the First Time Positive
Met -Sim- Met Vincent Positive

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