| Daschell Swank | |
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| Gender |  Male
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| Age |  Adult
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| Life state |  Sim |
| Biography | |
| Professor Swank is visiting professor of art history at the University of SimValley. (Sorry, no classes this quarter.) | |
| Education and employment | |
| Career |  University professor
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| Appearance | |
| Hair color |  Blond
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| Skin color |  Light
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| Body shape |  Thin
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| Other information | |
| Game | The Sims Bustin' Out (handheld)
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| Playability | NPC |
| Neighborhood | SimValley |
| Professor | |
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| Gender | Male
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| Age | Adult
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| Life state | Human |
| Education and employment | |
| Career | University professor
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| Appearance | |
| Hair color | Blond
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| Eye color |  Grey
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| Skin color |  Tan
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| Body shape | Thin
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| Social standing | |
| Rep group | N/A |
| Other information | |
| Game | The Urbz: Sims in the City (handheld) |
| Playability | NPC |
| Neighborhood | Miniopolis |
| “ | Greetings my good Sim. I am Daschell Swank - art aficionado and esteemed university professor, though not necessarily in that order. | ” |
—Daschell Swank in The Sims Bustin' Out for handheld
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Daschell Swank is a Sim who appears in The Sims Bustin' Out for handheld and The Urbz: Sims in the City for handheld. In The Sims Bustin' Out, he is a professor of art history, who is visiting the University of SimValley. In The Urbz: Sims in the City, he is the professor at Miniopolis University,[citation needed] but he cannot be socialized with and only teaches classes.
Simology[]
Personality type
This Sim has a Bubbly personality type in The Sims Bustin' Out (handheld). This Sim will react with a +1 to all interactions for each of the following that applies to the player character:
- 7 or more Playful points.
- 7 or more Active points.
| Interaction | Dialogue | |
|---|---|---|
| Annoy | -5 | That's the sort of issue an intellectual such as me has no practical use for. |
| Apologize | +1 | Have you looked at your problem from a different angle? |
| Brag | +1 | What lies won't you tell to snag a bit of fame and fortune? |
| Call Name | -6 | Hey! |
| Cheer Up | +3 | I hear you say things like that and I think to myself, 'What a wonderful world.' |
| Complain | -3 | Is the world so imperfect that you must ruin my time here on earth with such base drivel? |
| Compliment | +1 | You think so? I try to cultivate a sense of refinement in whatever I do. |
| Joke | +3 | Oh THAT joke. Yes, it was fairly amusing. |
| Flirt | 0 | Hey! Stop being so filthy provocative. |
| Insult | -6 | Sling your stones and arrows of outrageousness. You will hurt nothing but your own reputation. |
| Intimidate | +2 | I would rather pierce my iris with an overheated sewing needle. |
| Gossip | +2 | Can you confirm or corroborate that fact? I need it for my research. |
| Discuss Interests | +4 | Oh indeed, you must diversify your tastes if you want to understand this crazy world. |
| Tell Secret | +1 | Are you sure you should be telling me that so candidly? |
| Tease | -2 | Your banalities give me good reason to cry. |
| Tickle | Hey! What's thus all about? | |
| Hug (Accept) | +3 | N/A |
| Hug (Reject) | -5 | Ha, get in line! |
| Friendly Kiss (Accept) | +4 | N/A |
| Friendly Kiss (Reject) | -5 | Why do you insist on wasting my time with romantic banter? |
| Passionate Kiss (Accept) | +6 | N/A |
| Passionate Kiss (Reject) | -5 | Daschell Swank only kisses supermodels. |
| Accept Gift | N/A | Thank you, [Player]. |
| Reject Gift | N/A | Please, don't try to pawn your trash off on me. |
| Give Errand (Accept) | N/A | Why not? Could you deliver this book to [Sim]? |
| Give Errand (Reject) | N/A | Fascinating question, but no. |
| Recieve Errand (On Time) | For me? Thanks. Here's a small tip of [Amount] Simoleons for the trouble. | |
| Recieve Errand (Late) | Trying to be fashionably late, [Player]? Thanks. | |
| End Conversation | N/A | Later! |
| Accept Roommate | +1 | Very well, let's be roomies! |
| Reject Roommate | 0 | Room with you? Not until you do some serious redecorating. |
| Angry | N/A | This is my imitation of an artist who wants to be left alone. |
| Interaction | Player Dialogue | |||
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| Annoy | -5 | Is a tree-house a work of art? | I don't know much about art, but I know what I don't know. | What's your favorite color? |
| Apologize | +1 | Sorry. I'm getting a little unhinged. | Forgive me. I haven't had enough sleep. | Sorry. My mouth and brain aren't cooperating. |
| Brag | +1 | I once stayed awake for 43 hours straight. | I can paint portraits with my toes. | My favorite sculpting medium is petroleum jelly. |
| Call Name | -6 | Fool! | ||
| Cheer Up | +3 | I hear the mayor discovered a long-lost van Gogh. | SimValley will be opening an art gallery next summer. | I finally developed a small appreciation for minimalism. |
| Complain | -3 | Oil paints dry too slowly, don't you think? | Acrylic dries too quickly, you know? | I can't pull my canvases taut enough. |
| Compliment | +1 | You have an excellent speaking voice. | Congratulations on your new teaching position. | You're the only one who knows about life outside SimValley |
| Joke | +3 | Did you hear the joke about the toilet in the art gallery? | Did you hear the joke about Napoleon and his mule? | Did you hear the joke about the soup cans? |
| Flirt | 0 | If you're doing any nude painting, I'll volunteer. | ||
| Insult | -6 | You're nothing but a postmodern pastiche poster-boy. | You have a face like a failed Picasso. | How can you be an art critic when your socks don't match? |
| Intimidate | +2 | The 'next big thing' is just the 'former big thing' inverted. | I'm going to make you watch a spirited teenage comedy film! | You should ditch your books and use the internet. |
| Gossip | +2 | I helped the biker find his lost helmet. | Duane Doldrum thinks he's smarter than you. | Maximilian is not a very good doctor. |
| Discuss Interests | +4 | Do you like music as much as I do? | I like photography quite a bit. | I have a secret passion for abstract sculpture. |
| Tell Secret | +1 | Psst! Artists don't have to pay taxes in SimCity¸. | Psst! Sometimes I am scared of the dark. | Psst! Sometimes I think there is a monster under my bed. |
| Tease | -2 | The government said it would improve my education. | You should wear a polka-dotted bow-tie. | You blink your eyes too much. |
| Tickle | I'll bet you're ticklish! | |||
| Hug | How about a long hug? | |||
| Friendly Kiss | Friendly kiss, Daschell? | |||
| Passionate Kiss | I've never kissed a Daschell before. Have you ever kissed a [Player] before? | |||
| Give Gift | N/A | I've got something for you! | ||
| Ask for Errand | N/A | Is there anything to do? | ||
| End Conversation | N/A | Catch ya later! | ||
| Interaction | Player Dialogue | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Annoy | -5 | Maybe this universe is just one atom in a much larger Sim! | Can you touch your toes? | Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, or Raphael? |
| Apologize | +1 | Sorry for my poor taste. | Sorry I assume so much. | Pardon my uncontrollable laughter. |
| Brag | +1 | My mom told me I was a good artist. | I can spot a forged Monet from one hundred feet. | I was a photographer in my former life. |
| Call Name | -6 | One-eared crazy man! | ||
| Cheer Up | +3 | I loved your book 'How to Make Art and Anger People.' | You make me feel smart and significant. | The journey is more important than the goal. |
| Complain | -3 | I hate getting paint under my fingernails. | I wish paintings would move or something. | Art is too expensive. |
| Compliment | +1 | I hear you're the best, if only, professor in town. | You are a towering intellect. | You've single-handedly revived the arts in SimValley. |
| Joke | +3 | Did you hear the joke about the artist who cut off his ear? | So three professors were stranded in a boat at sea... | What's the difference between a painter and a professor? |
| Flirt | 0 | Will you paint me sometime, Daschell? | ||
| Insult | -6 | Is that your nose or a wart? | You insipid little paint chip. | You're uglier than a bowl of moldy yogurt. |
| Intimidate | +2 | You want to arm wrestle, wimp? | Would you critique some drawings I did in first grade? | Would you help me ban all non-happy art? |
| Gossip | +2 | I hear this town was designed by one person. | SimValley was built on the site of an ancient amusement park. | Hester Primm wants to ban all art that makes her sad. |
| Discuss Interests | +4 | I loved that five-part film cycle about masons and football. | I prefer conceptual art because I hate getting dirty. | I want to be a comedian. |
| Tell Secret | +1 | Psst! I want to open a performance theater in town. | Psst! Sim imitates life. | Psst! Daddy Bigbucks doesn't tip waiters. |
| Tease | -2 | I know two year-olds with a better sense of style than you. | You strike me as very insecure. | Is there a special someone in your life? |
| Tickle | I'll bet you're ticklish! | |||
| Hug | How about an artistic hug? | |||
| Friendly Kiss | You look sad, how about a kiss? | |||
| Passionate Kiss | Kiss me, Daschell Swank! | |||
| Give Gift | N/A | I've got something for you! | ||
| Ask for Errand | N/A | Is there anything to do? | ||
| End Conversation | N/A | Catch ya later! | ||
| Interaction | Player Dialogue | |||
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| Annoy | -5 | Is it okay to laugh loudly in an art gallery? | I just want to shut off my brain sometimes. | I like every kind of art except stuff that isn't realistic. |
| Apologize | +1 | Sorry for talking about stupid things. | Excuse me for not knowing when to quit. | Sorry for wasting your valuable time. |
| Brag | +1 | I can draw a picture of infinity. | Norman Rockwell stole all my ideas. | I own an original Picasso. |
| Call Name | -6 | Craftsman! | ||
| Cheer Up | +3 | I'd rather paint than eat. | I admire your imagination. | An education never ends. |
| Complain | -3 | Looking at sculptures makes me feel funny. | I'd rather sleep than paint. | I don't like art that makes me feel bad. |
| Compliment | +1 | You're one handsome professor. | You taught me everything I know about art. | I would enjoy listening to you talk about buildings. |
| Joke | +3 | Did you hear the joke about the fly that landed on the drying canvas? | Did you hear the joke about the painting hung upside down? | What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a sculptor? |
| Flirt | 0 | How about you study my form? | ||
| Insult | -6 | It must be awful to be you. | You haven't actually said one intelligent thing today. | Are you as clueless as you appear? |
| Intimidate | +2 | Let's box to see who's smarter! | You should study ancient Antarctic artifacts. | You should get a job reviewing food. |
| Gossip | +2 | Vernon Peeve is jealous of Eddie Renalin. | Chet the Chef said that he would never dare eat anything he made. | Bucki Brock says she'd rather be a polka star. |
| Discuss Interests | +4 | I want to live in a studio apartment in SimCity¸. | I wish I could fly. | I live the same way I dream: Fantastically and unpredictably. |
| Tell Secret | +1 | Psst! Your mouth is hanging open. | Psst! I don't know what I'm thinking. | Psst! I know the secrets of life. |
| Tease | -2 | I think you hide behind art because you're shy. | Is that your real hair? | You make me laugh for no good reason. |
| Tickle | Tickle, tickle! | |||
| Hug | How about a hug? | |||
| Friendly Kiss | A little kiss will inspire you! | |||
| Passionate Kiss | My kisses are the highest form of art. | |||
| Give Gift | N/A | I've got something for you! | ||
| Ask for Errand | N/A | Is there anything to do? | ||
| End Conversation | N/A | Catch ya later! | ||
| Hour | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday |
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| 12:00 AM | VirtuChem Labs | Club Rubb | Club Rubb | Country Café | Country Café | ||
| 1:00 AM | VirtuChem Labs | Club Rubb | VirtuChem Labs | Club Rubb | VirtuChem Labs | Country Café | |
| 2:00 AM | VirtuChem Labs | VirtuChem Labs | Someshine Sands Beach | ||||
| 3:00 AM | Someshine Sands Beach | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | |||||
| 4:00 AM | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Someshine Sands Beach | Dr. Turing Memorial Park |
| 5:00 AM | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Someshine Sands Beach | Dr. Turing Memorial Park |
| 6:00 AM | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Someshine Sands Beach | Dr. Turing Memorial Park |
| 7:00 AM | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Someshine Sands Beach | Dr. Turing Memorial Park |
| 8:00 AM | |||||||
| 9:00 AM | Boat Docks | Boat Docks | Nicki Knacks' Bric-A-Brac | Boat Docks | |||
| 10:00 AM | Public Library | Boat Docks | Public Library | Boat Docks | Public Library | Nicki Knacks' Bric-A-Brac | Boat Docks |
| 11:00 AM | Public Library | Boat Docks | Public Library | Boat Docks | Public Library | Nicki Knacks' Bric-A-Brac | Boat Docks |
| 12:00 PM | Public Library | Boat Docks | Public Library | Boat Docks | Public Library | Nicki Knacks' Bric-A-Brac | Boat Docks |
| 1:00 PM | |||||||
| 2:00 PM | Outside Dockside Diner | Fish-n-Chips | Cheatum and Howe's Retail | Fish-n-Chips | Fish-n-Chips | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | |
| 3:00 PM | Outside Dockside Diner | Fish-n-Chips | Cheatum and Howe's Retail | Fish-n-Chips | Fish-n-Chips | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | General Store |
| 4:00 PM | Outside Dockside Diner | Fish-n-Chips | Cheatum and Howe's Retail | Fish-n-Chips | Dockside Diner | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | General Store |
| 5:00 PM | Dockside Diner | Fish-n-Chips | Dockside Diner | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | |||
| 6:00 PM | Dockside Diner | General Store | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dockside Diner | Haunted Shack | ||
| 7:00 PM | Dockside Diner | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Dockside Diner | Haunted Shack | ||
| 8:00 PM | Dockside Diner | Dockside Diner | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Country Café | |||
| 9:00 PM | Dockside Diner | Club Rubb | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Country Café | Country Café | Outside Hospital | |
| 10:00 PM | Club Rubb | Dockside Diner | Club Rubb | Dr. Turing Memorial Park | Country Café | Country Café | Outside Hospital |
| 11:00 PM | Club Rubb | Club Rubb | Country Café | Country Café |
| Gift Items | |||
|---|---|---|---|
 Book of Poetry |
 Bouquet of Flowers |
 Box of Chocolates |
 Comic Book |
| Accept | Accept | Accept | Reject |
 Gold Ring |
 Jailhouse Teddy |
 Olde Salty Action Figure |
 Red Rose |
| Accept | Reject | Reject | Accept |
| Story Items | |||
| Blueprints | Chickens | Crowbar | Family Album |
| Reject | Reject | Reject | Reject |
| Fishing Pole | Flyer | Helmet | Less Than Grand Painting |
| Reject | Accept | Reject | Accept |
| Object D'Arte | Urn | Various Books | Velocirooster |
| Accept | Reject | Reject | Reject |
Trivia[]
- In The Urbz: Sims in the City for handheld, Daschell is the only character who doesn't have any different facial expressions. This is understandable as the player cannot socialize with him at all.
- In the same game, Daschell is only referred to as 'Professor'.
- In The Sims 2 (GBA) there is a Sim selling skill books in Strangetown that looks like Daschell, but since he is just a vendor, the player does not get a view of his face, even though the noticeable blond hairstyle is very similar.
- In The Sims Bustin' Out, after the player completes the mission Art for Art's Sake, Daschell will pay the player 500 simoleons for each masterpiece they give him. Combined with the rate that the player makes paintings at level 10 creativity, makes this the most efficient way to make simoleons fast without the use of Heidi Shadows. This makes Daschell the best choice as the player's roommate, as the player will not need to locate Daschell when they are finished painting.
Other languages[]
| Language | Bustin' Out | The Urbz: Sims in the City |
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| English | Daschell Swank | Professor |
| French | Professeur | |
| Spanish | Víctor Tazo | Profesor |
| Dutch | Spike Snoever |
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