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Talk about Aliens |
Our world is probably as strange to Aliens as theirs is to us. So I say kill 'em. |
+2
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Talk about Art |
Stay away from the monkeys when they're feeling creative! |
+2
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Talk about the Bayou |
Once owned a pet alligator, but he got away from me when I took him on a trip to the Bayou. I miss him. |
-2
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Talk about Books |
I've built up quite a nature library. If only I had time to read any of it! |
+1
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Talk about the Carnival |
I can't go to carnivals. Mole-whacking games are so inhumane! |
-2
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Talk about Cars |
We banned cars from the Island long ago. |
0
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Talk about the Lounge |
I think their business would pick up if they hired a real monkey to deal cards. |
0
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Talk about Miniopolis |
The city is no place for wild beasts. It's too dangerous for them! |
-1
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Talk about the Coffee Shop |
Nothing prepares me for a day with animals like stopping at the coffee shop first thing in the morning! |
+1
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Talk about Computers |
I have a computer at the Lab, it's just tough to keep the mouse away from the Velocirooster! |
+1
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Talk about Construction |
I'm not surprised those monkeys did a good job on the construction, they're pretty agile creatures. |
+2
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Talk about Cooking |
Ugh! Don't say the word "hot dog" in my company ever again! |
-2
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Talk about Cosmos |
Do you think there are entire planets filled with talking animals? I hope so. |
+1
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Talk about Crime |
There are no criminals in the animal kingdom. Except for raccoons, of course. |
+1
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Talk about Dancing |
I love to dance with the bears. But not cheek to cheek. |
0
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Tell a Bad Pun |
I've never met anyone who could coin a funny pun with the word "Sh*tzu".[1] |
+2
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Talk about Excercise |
My exercise routine mimics the animals. You know, stretching, climbing... Chasing cars. |
+2
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Talk about the Market |
Are there such things? I knew fleas were intelligent but I had no idea that they understood commerce. |
+1
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Talk about Home Decor |
I wouldn't have a houseplant that animals couldn't eat safely. |
0
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Talk about Games |
I really love games, especially turtle tag, even though it tends to be slow. |
+2
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Talk about Graveyard |
I wouldn't want to be buried in a pet cemetary. |
-1
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Talk about Hobbies |
I wish I had hobbies! Menu planning for the anteaters takes up all my spare time. |
-1
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Talk about Health |
Overcrowding can make animals unhealthy. So don't own too many. |
+1
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Talk about Home |
The lab is my home more than my home is. |
0
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Talk about Hygiene |
I freshen up several times daily, especially after I work with the Gorilla! |
+2
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Talk about Jail |
Jails are cruel! No ponds, no habit trails, no toys! |
-2
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Talk about the Law |
One thing about the law of the jungle is that no one gets off on a technicality. |
+1
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Talk about Jobs |
Ack! What do you mean "Dog Eat Dog?" That's terrible... oh, it's just an expression? |
-1
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Talk about Simoleons |
The lab never has enough money! Contributions are always welcome. |
+1
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Talk about Movies |
The animals love movies, although the bison hate westerns. |
+2
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Talk about the Museum |
I hate nature museums! The stuffed animals look so bored! |
-3
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Talk about Music |
Different animals like different music. Kangaroos just love hip hop. |
+2
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Talk about Nature |
I love nature, especially in a gene splicer where I can keep an eye on it. |
+1
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Talk about the Newspaper |
Newspapers provide a vital service. Ask any parakeet. |
+1
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Talk about Ninjas |
The ninja thinks she's invisible in the dark, but the big cats see her just fine. |
-2
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Talk about Politics |
Politics is hard for animals. They can have a vocal vote but not a show of hands. |
0
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Talk about the River |
I don't know what mutates an animal faster, our splicing machines or that river. |
-2
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Talk about Rep Groups |
I'm not in any rep group. Maybe I could start my own... the Splicies? Nah. |
0
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Talk about Shopping |
Shopping for animals is fun, but don't buy too many. |
+1
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Talk about Science |
Anything that uses experimental animals isn't science as far as I'm concerned! |
0
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Talk about Sleeping |
I get lots of sleep, but it's nothing compared to how much a bear gets. |
+2
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Talk about Sports |
I only enjoy sports that use no animal-based equipment. |
0
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Talk about the Supernatural |
I'm interested in what's natural, not what's supernatural. |
+1
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Talk about TV |
I love to relax with the TV on! Nature shows are my favorites. |
+3
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Talk about Theatre |
I thought I'd like "The Taming of the Shrew" more than I actually did. |
-2
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Talk about Travel |
I'd love to be able to travel, but I'm just too dedicated to the animals! |
+1
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Talk about the University |
I wouldn't be where I am today without a University education! |
+2
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Talk about the Weather |
I wish a butterfly would flutter its wings somewhere so we could have some rain. |
+1
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Talk about Work |
My work is my life and my life is my work. The animals need me! |
+1
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Talk about the World |
What a dull place the world would be without animals! You'd have to keep weeds as pets. |
+1
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Annoy |
You bug me even more than the insect exhibit! |
-3
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Apologize |
OK. But you should curb that viper's tongue of yours! |
+2
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Brag |
If you're fishing for compliments, you need better bait. |
0
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Call Name |
Oh, please, I've been called worse in the parrot house. |
-1
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Cheer Up |
Thanks. Sometimes I don't feel very appreciated. |
+3
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Complain |
Complaining never works. If you want something to change, take charge! |
-2
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Compliment |
I've been around snakes enough to know a forked tongue when I see one. |
-1
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Entertain |
You're more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and I speak from experience. |
+2
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Intimidate |
If the lions don't scare me, why would you? |
-3
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Insult |
Oh yeah? Want to work at the zoo? They're short one warthog! |
-4
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Joke |
Not even the hyenas would laugh at that one. |
-2
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Gossip |
Goodness! We'd isolate an animal for doing something like that. |
+2
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Give an Opinion |
You're welcome to your opinion, you're just not welcome to express it. |
0
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Tell a Secret |
That's not a secret. That's a rumor! And a darn mean one too! |
-1
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Tease |
Pick on someone your own size. |
-2
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Cry |
You get upset rather suddenly, don't you? |
-1
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Rude Gesture |
I've seen better manners than yours in the ape house. |
-6
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Flirt |
Oh you animal! Tee hee! |
+3
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Jibba Jabba |
Very good! Did you know that chimps were the first simians to use jibba-jabba? |
+3
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Hug (Accept) |
N/A |
+3
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Hug (Reject) |
I... I can't, um, |
-2
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Kiss (Accept) |
N/A |
+3
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Kiss (Reject) |
Oh my, uh, no... no thank you. I'm just not very good at that. |
-2
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Gift (Accept) |
For me? Wow! I'm going to take this home and investigate it throroughly! |
Varies
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Gift (Reject) |
Thanks, but no thanks. I have no use for that. |
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Errand (Accept) |
Say, would you deliver this vial to [Sim]? Be very careful, it's fragile. |
N/A
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Errand (Reject) |
Sorry. Nothing for you to do right now. |
N/A
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Move In (Reject) |
No thanks, [Player]. I'm perfectly content where I am. |
N/A
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Silent Treatment |
You're an animal, [Player], but not the kind I like. Leave me alone! |
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Adult
Human
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