| Crawdad Clem | |
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| Gender |  Male
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| Age |  Adult
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| Life state |  Human |
| Biography | |
| Clem is the more talkative of the two bayou brothers, though they share an insatiable thirst for invention. | |
| Family | |
| Parents | Bogland Bessie 
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| Siblings | Bayou Boo 
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| Appearance | |
| Hair color |  Brown
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| Eye color |  Blue
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| Skin color |  Light
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| Body shape |  Fat
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| Social standing | |
| Rep group | N/A |
| Other information | |
| Game | The Urbz: Sims in the City (handheld) |
| Playability | NPC |
| Neighborhood | Miniopolis |
| “ | Well bite my neck and call me undead, Boo. It's another one of them vampires! | ” |
—Crawdad Clem, The Urbz: Sims in the City for handheld
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Crawdad Clem is an Urb residing in the Bayou side of Miniopolis from The Urbz: Sims in the City for handheld. Unlike his twin brother Bayou Boo, he doesn't have a significant role in the story. Both Boo and Clem fear the Red Man and the Albino Alligator.
Biography[]
Clem is only involved with the plot while the player is in the Bayou. He asks a few questions related to vampires: if the player chooses the right options, the relationship will increase, but if the player picks a wrong option, Clem will be convinced that they are a vampire and their relationship will decrease. Regardless of what happens, the story can still be progressed as normal, though the mission cannot be continued for a little while as he won't want to talk to the player.
The mission in question, The Greatest Fear, has the player find the Dark Tree containing a creature that Clem and Boo are afraid of —an Albino Alligator called Lloyd— and a light to get rid of an unknown character that seems to be guarding Lloyd's location. Lloyd will give the player half of a locket that belonged to Clem and Boo's mother before she passed.
The Red Man will hand over the other half after fiddling against him in a mission called Fiddle With The Red Man. Giving the Antique Locket to the twins will gain their trust and help them leave the Bayou, although after this, Clem is not mentioned in any other missions.
Boo and Clem are the ones providing smoothies for Heidi Shadows. Clem also claims that the cost of running the smoothie business is low. A DS exclusive character, Jack I. Deal, also has a smoothie company, though he makes no mention of Heidi, unlike the bayou twins.
According to the Antique Locket's description from Mission 4, Clem and Boo's mother was named Bogland Bessie.
Simology[]
Interests and Interactions[]
| Interest | Dialogue | ||
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Talk about Aliens | Oh sure, I seen an alien 'round here once. Some flesh eating plant gobbled it up. | +1 |
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Talk about Art | Those artists, they think they're down to earth, but can't stand the sight of dirt. | -2 |
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Talk about the Bayou | My brother Boo and me, we been living in the bayou for most our lives. | +3 |
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Talk about Books | I just finished writing a cookbook I call "A Crawdad Clem-Bake". | +2 |
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Talk about the Carnival | That Roxie, she interviewed us for a spot in the carnival, but turned us down. Too normal I guess. | -2 |
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Talk about Cars | I once heard someone say the more you drive the stupider you get. | -1 |
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Talk about the Lounge | Do you mean that big ugly eyesore floating there on the water? | -2 |
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Talk about Miniopolis | Clem and I left the city after finding it a cruel and soulless place to live. | -3 |
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Talk about the Coffee Shop | Haven't had a sip of coffee in 20 years. If I did now, my heart would probably explode. | -1 |
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Talk about Computers | Com-whats? | 0 |
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Talk about Construction | If you see something that's built out here, you can bet that was either me or my brother that done it. | +2 |
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Talk about Cooking | We're gonna be brewing some new super smoothies soon, stuff with lots of vitamins and nutrients. | +4 |
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Talk about Cosmos | My brother's always thinking about the moon and what kind of food it reminds him of. | +3 |
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Talk about Crime | No I don't pay taxes. I barely earn anything either. So arrest me, why don't you? | -2 |
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Talk about Dancing | Sometimes I hear the singing of a distant fiddle and I just start dancing. | +2 |
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Tell a Bad Pun | Gosh kid. That's pretty clever, heh heh, for the likes of you. | +1 |
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Talk about Excercise | The only people who need exercise are the people who won't do it. | -1 |
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Talk about the Market | I got enough of those critters. I don't need anymore, thanks. | 0 |
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Talk about Home Decor | I wrestled a gator to death and felt so bad I had him stuffed. Couldn't bring myself to keep it though. | +1 |
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Talk about Games | Not many games out here. Mostly I like putting things on top of other things. | +1 |
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Talk about Graveyard | What do dead folks need all that land for anyway? | -1 |
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Talk about Hobbies | Apart from going on walks through the bayou, I sure enjoy brewing smoothies. | +3 |
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Talk about Health | Most of the plants around here have some medicinal value, so I just munch on all of them a little. | +1 |
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Talk about Home | Boo and I built our shack with our bare hands... and wood too, obviously. | +2 |
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Talk about Hygiene | You city people just wash yourself too much. You're killing off the germs we need. | -1 |
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Talk about Jail | I couldn't send my brother to jail if he broke the law. Who would I talk to? | +1 |
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Talk about the Law | We got our own rules out here. And for the most part we're pretty fair. | +2 |
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Talk about Jobs | If you're looking to make a little cash, find the Red Man. He's always up for a little competition. | -2 |
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Talk about Simoleons | Me and Boo get by just fine without it. We're self... self... we can take care of ourselves. | +1 |
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Talk about Movies | Aw man, you aren't going to whistle that darn banjo tune are you? I'm sick of that. | -2 |
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Talk about the Museum | You built an entire house just for your stuff to live in? City folks are crazy. | -2 |
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Talk about Music | I got an old banjo around here for when the Red Man comes a knocking. | +1 |
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Talk about Nature | Nature provides everything a person could ever need for healthy living. All except glass bottles, I mean. | +1 |
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Talk about the Newspaper | Crazy to think a newspaper would write an article about too many trees getting cut down. | -2 |
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Talk about Ninjas | That mysterious ninja... well that kid is our one and only smoothie distributor, so keep your eyes peeled. | +3 |
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Talk about Politics | Last election we had out on the Bayou, only 50 percent of the population voted. Boo said he was sick. | -1 |
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Talk about the River | The river is our main source of food and energy, and sometimes both when we find glowing fish. | +1 |
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Talk about Rep Groups | Rep groups? Sounds like just another reason to stay out on the Bayou. | -2 |
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Talk about Shopping | Last shopping I ever did was 20 years ago. For some reason I bought a wallet. | -1 |
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Talk about Science | Without scientific knowledge we would never have perfected our super smoothies. | +3 |
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Talk about Sleeping | It's real peaceful out here, falling asleep to the gurgles and burps of the bayou. | +3 |
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Talk about Sports | Sometimes Boo and I play chase the dancing nutria. That's some fun, by gosh. | +2 |
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Talk about the Supernatural | Boo and I have seen some things out here that would make your lungs freeze. | -2 |
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Talk about TV | I don't have no desire to go anywhere. Maybe over to the dark tree, but that's about it. | -3 |
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Talk about Theatre | I'd stay clear of those. They talk to you, telling you what to do, and how to think. | +2 |
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Talk about Travel | Nah. If Boo and me want a good show, we just light a candle and do hand shadows. | 0 |
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Talk about the University | Those dang students are always coming out here, asking us if they can study our way of life! | -3 |
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Talk about the Weather | Well it does get muggy out here. And that means sticky clothes. Yuck. | -1 |
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Talk about Work | I wanted to call our company Clem N' Boo's Super Shakes, but Boo didn't agree. | -2 |
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Talk about the World | I think you city folk are doing a mighty fine job ruining this planet. | -2 |
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Annoy | Keep doing that and I'll feed you to a man-eating plant. | -1 |
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Apologize | I forgive you kiddo, for whatever it was you done. | +1 |
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Brag | Nah, come on. You're no braver than a turkey in December. | -1 |
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Call Name | Listen bog-breath, you think I haven't heard that one a million times before? | -2 |
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Cheer Up | You're right. The bayou may have its faults, but pavement isn't one of them. | +3 |
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Complain | Take one look around the bayou and tell me again that life is difficult, you sad, city chicken. | -1 |
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Compliment | You might not believe this, but I've been wearing this same shirt for over 2 years. | +2 |
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Entertain | Nice one. Last time I saw a trick like that, an alligator was doing it. | +2 |
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Intimidate | You don't scare me, you little swamp rat. | -2 |
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Insult | I'm not a son-of-anything but my dear mamma! Now shush before I stuff your mouth with mud. | -5 |
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Joke | Dang, it's good to hear a new joke from the old world. | +2 |
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Gossip | My brother Boo, well... he hasn't had much to say since our mamma passed away. | -1 |
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Give an Opinion | You got an interesting way of making simple things complicated. | 0 |
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Tell a Secret | I don't want to hear any of your hush-hush plans. Don't get me involved. | -2 |
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Tease | Yeah I tore the sleeves off my shirt, so what. It's cooler that way. | 0 |
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Cry | Best not start crying out in the Bayou. That attracts the mosquitoes. | +2 |
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Rude Gesture | Yeah? Well try this one on for size... | -6 |
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Flirt | You keep talking like that, Miss, and you'll have a new best friend. | +3 |
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Jibba Jabba | Woo hoo! Now you're talking like you got a mouth full of mud! | +3 |
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Hug (Reject) | I'd rather throw my arms 'round a flesh eating plant. | -2 |
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Kiss (Reject) | I'd rather kiss a bloated toad. | -2 |
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Gift (Accept) | Thank you kindly! I've always wanted one of these. | Varies |
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Gift (Reject) | What would I do with a piece of junk like that? | N/A |
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Errand (Accept) | As a matter of fact... can you bring this dead snail to [Sim]? Thanks so much. | N/A |
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Errand (Reject) | Sorry kid. I don't have nothing for you today. | N/A |
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Move In (Reject) | Nah. I'm fine living where I'm living. | N/A |
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Silent Treatment | I got nothing to say to you. | N/A |
Schedule[]
| Hour | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday |
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| 12:00 AM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 1:00 AM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 2:00 AM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 3:00 AM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 4:00 AM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 5:00 AM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 6:00 AM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 7:00 AM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 8:00 AM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 9:00 AM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 10:00 AM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 11:00 AM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 12:00 PM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 1:00 PM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 2:00 PM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 3:00 PM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 4:00 PM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 5:00 PM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 6:00 PM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 7:00 PM | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack | Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 8:00 PM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 9:00 PM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 10:00 PM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
| 11:00 PM | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack | Inside Bayou Twins' Shack |
Gallery[]
Crawdad Clem's expressions from The Urbz: Sims in the City for DS and DSi
Other languages[]
| Language | The Urbz: Sims in the City |
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| English | Crawdad Clem |
| French | Bill Bayou |
| German | Felix R. Finder |
| Italian | Piero Paludino |
| Spanish | Marcial Mejas |
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