Interest
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Dialogue
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Talk about Aliens |
They could take me away, I wouldn't care. Oy, beam me up already. There's no intelligent life down here. |
+2
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Talk about Art |
The best art is cheap and wuick and usually rude. So keep it simple stupid. |
+2
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Talk about the Bayou |
I love that greasy bog, mate. It's the best place to throw a party when you don’t want squares showing up. |
+3
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Talk about Books |
No point sitting around waiting for some professional jerk to publish my ‘zine. All I need is a copy machine and a few Simoleons. |
+1
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Talk about the Carnival |
I make a little money on the side doing stunts at the carnival... Hanging bricks from my piercings or whatever. |
+1
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Talk about Cars |
Can't they invent an engine that runs on dirt? We got plenty of that around here. |
-2
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Talk about the Lounge |
Olde Salty, that cheat, he was talking about having some “No Mohawk” rule on his boat. That’s tripe! |
-2
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Talk about Miniopolis |
Oy mate. Miniopolis is a dump. It's smelly, dirty, and vile... and I'll never leave it, mate. I love it here. |
+2
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Talk about the Coffee Shop |
Agh! Coffee leaves me in a desperate state. It saps the water right out of my kidneys. |
+1
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Talk about Computers |
Using computers for what they're made for is dead boring mate. I'd rather use their chips as jewelry. |
-1
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Talk about Construction |
Those construction blokes are the sort that picked on me in school. MIserable rotten buggers. |
-2
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Talk about Cooking |
Bangers and mash, that's what I'm on about. You know, mashed potatoes and sausage? Good stuff. |
+1
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Talk about Cosmos |
Think about this one, mate. Maybe the universe is like one atom in a larger body. Is that a mind-blower or what? |
+3
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Talk about Crime |
Sure I've done some jobs here and there... only I never hurt anyone, and I never took more than I could carry. |
0
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Talk about Dancing |
Oy! You listen and people will tell ya I invented the pogo dance, only this dumb bloke Sid stole the idea from me.[1] |
+1
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Tell a Bad Pun |
That was a terrible example of your dismal wit. |
-1
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Talk about Excercise |
I don't work out, full stop. No way mate. I'm too skinny already. If I lost anymore weight, I’d float away. |
-1
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Talk about the Market |
It's a good place, that is. It's where I got my first job, back when I felt like suffering for other people. |
+2
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Talk about Home Decor |
Man, my fave decorations are from concerts. I've got this one t-shirt from a River T. show I went. That lead singer of their's, [sic] she's crazy out there. |
+1
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Talk about Games |
What, you mean like hopscotch and leap-frog and whatever? Buzz off mate! |
-3
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Talk about Graveyard |
Me and my mates sometimes camp out in that lot, looking out for zombies and whatever. |
+2
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Talk about Hobbies |
What I do, see, is get a guitar or a microphone, right, and then I make a racket and wait for a crowd. |
+2
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Talk about Health |
To be honest mate, I don't feel so ace right now. I've got this, you know, gnawing feeling in my gut. |
-1
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Talk about Home |
I've been couch-surfing for a but, which is depressing. But I'm looking to find a nice cardboard box soon. |
-1
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Talk about Hygiene |
Yeah, well... sometimes I forget to wash behind my neck, yeah? So what? |
0
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Talk about Jail |
It ain't so bad, yeah? It's a place to sleep anyway. And they feed ya. |
0
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Talk about the Law |
I fought the law but the law won. Then it put a sign on my back and called me names. |
-2
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Talk about Jobs |
There's loads of ways to earn money in this town. You just gotta know where to look. |
+1
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Talk about Simoleons |
Where I come from we call money 'Squid'. Maybe I should come up with some kind of animal name for Simoleons. |
+1
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Talk about Movies |
Filmmakers are using special effects to remove the grit and grime out of real life. That's wrong mate. |
-2
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Talk about the Museum |
I got no time for sentimental fluff about the past. Yesterday was nothing to scream about, and today isn’t either. |
-1
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Talk about Music |
My favorite albums are raw. They sound like they're blowing out my speakers. Actually, they probably did. |
+2
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Talk about Nature |
Look around and you'll see little bits of grass tearing through the street. You can’t stop it, mate. |
+3
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Talk about the Newspaper |
That's your link to the outside world, yeah? If you don’t read that, you’re just a fish in a bowl. |
+1
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Talk about Ninjas |
Right mate. A blooming ninja? Ha. Tell me another one. Something about a leprechaun this time. |
-1
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Talk about Politics |
They say we have a mayor and a city counsel, but I ain’t never seen ‘em. |
-3
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Talk about the River |
I live under a tarp, beneath a bridge, living off the fish I eat cuz they ain’t got any feelings. |
-2
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Talk about Rep Groups |
Come off it you teddy-boy dullard. I don't need to run with no crowd! |
-3
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Talk about Shopping |
You posh git. You want to talk about shopping, yeah? How about eating caviar and visiting the moon too? |
-3
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Talk about Science |
Oy, I got common sense you eejit. Only rich folk can afford real science. |
0
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Talk about Sleeping |
I like sleeping 'cuz you don't have to be good at it to do it well. |
+2
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Talk about Sports |
None of you lot on this side of the pond know what a real sport is. Where’s your riots, for starters? |
0
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Talk about the Supernatural |
I'm the only one who understands what's coming out of Ephram's mouth. He's a real poet. |
+1
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Talk about TV |
You don't have very good TV programming on this side of the pond mate. That's for sure. |
0
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Talk about Theatre |
Can't be bothered with actors, to be honest. Too eccentric. |
0
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Talk about Travel |
Yeah, I'm a restless soul. If Miniopolis had a train, I'd hop one in a second. |
+1
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Talk about the University |
They didn't let me into Uni because I know a lot about many things, and not too much about one thing. |
+2
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Talk about the Weather |
It's bleedin' hot in this black jacket, but it's my only means of rebellion around here. |
+1
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Talk about Work |
I find it where I can, since it never comes looking for me. |
+1
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Talk about the World |
A spoonful of sugar makes it go round! |
+3
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Annoy |
I'd rather listen to a chainsaw cutting through an electric guitar than hear one more word out of your mouth. |
-3
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Apologize |
You're all right mate. Seriously. Don't freak. Cheers. |
+2
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Brag |
Naw mate, you couldn't punch your way through a wet newspaper. |
0
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Call Name |
Oy you cheeky nutter! I'll do you in for that slander! |
-3
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Cheer Up |
The Djoors are putting out a triple album called "Glut!"? Right on! |
+4
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Complain |
Bleedin' heck, you think you got it bad? My 6 moms and 8 dads all abandoned me before I was born. That’s a tough life. |
-2
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Compliment |
Oy geek, don't pull any of that flattery business with me. I'm ugly and I know it. |
-1
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Entertain |
Since when did you start primal scream therapy? Sounds wicked. |
+2
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Intimidate |
Sounds like you need a good knock with a soda bottle. Am I right, mate… or am I correct, eh? |
-1
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Insult |
Yeah, and you're a pimpled pillock! |
-3
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Joke |
I know what you call a guy who hangs out with musicians.. a drummer! |
+3
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Gossip |
I don't know what it is about that Jack I. Deal, but I hate him. He's so bloomin' posh, know what I mean? |
+1
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Give an Opinion |
Oy, what am I supposed to do with that information? Sell it? |
+1
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Tell a Secret |
No promises mate. If someone asks me to, I'll spill your secret faster than a cayenne smoothie. |
0
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Tease |
Don't you know this hairstyle symbolizes my individuality and belief in personal freedom? |
-2
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Cry |
Oh... give it a rest, eh? You aint' fooling anybody. |
-1
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Rude Gesture |
Oh that's a good one, that is. Looks like it hurts though. |
+2
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Flirt |
For real? What say you and me compare tattoos, eh? |
+3
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Jibba Jabba |
Now that's some wicked gabbin', mate. |
+3
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Hug (Accept) |
N/A |
+3
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Hug (Reject) |
What do you think you're doing? Trying to nick my wallet, eh? |
-2
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Kiss (Accept) |
N/A |
+3
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Kiss (Reject) |
Forgive me for saying so, but I'd rather burn my lips with a piece of charcoal than kiss you, know what I mean? |
-2
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Gift (Accept) |
For me? Aw blimey. That's the nicest gift I've gotten in... days. |
Varies
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Gift (Reject) |
I don’t want anything to do with that. |
N/A
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Errand (Accept) |
As a matter of fact, could you deliver this box of DVDs to [Sim]? Cheers, mate. |
N/A
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Errand (Reject) |
I’ve got nothing, man. |
N/A
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Move In (Reject) |
S'alright mate, but I've got my own flat. Cheers though. |
N/A
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Silent Treatment |
Me gob is shut, mate. I ain't talking to you. |
N/A
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