Fanon:Strangetown timeline

This is a series of events in Strangetown. Some of this is speculation and some of this is confirmed.

Going out with Johnny
Ophelia: Hey aunt Olive. Can I go out tonight with Johnny, my boyfriend?

Olive: Sure! Why not? You say the house is scary for you, so you can go out anytime!

Ophelia: Thank you!

Ophelia calls Johnny.

Johnny: Hello?

Ophelia: Hey, it's me, Ophelia. Do you wanna go out with me?

Johnny: Sure! Would love to!

Ophelia: Okay, see you later!

Johnny: Bye!

Johnny hangs up. Ophelia does the same thing.

Johnny: I'm going out with Ophelia.

Jenny: Okay, but be sure not to be past your curfew! Or the police will come and pick you up, and you'll be grounded which means no college party!

Johnny: Okay mom, I'll be on my best!

Jenny: Good son!

Johnny arrives at Ophelia's house with Jenny's green 4-Everything Van. He honks the horn, waiting for Ophelia.

Ophelia: Johnny's here!

Ophelia gets into the van, Johnny goes to the loop next to Ophelia's house in order to drive on the other side of the road.

Tank looks for a job
Tank: Hey dad, can I get a job?

General Buzz: GET THE MILITARY JOB, MAGGOT!

Tank: Sir, yes sir!

Tank goes on General Buzz's computer to look for the military job.

Tank *his thoughts*: Hmmm, military job.

Tank searches online for a military job. He clicks on the link for the Paintball Attendant job and accepts the offer.

Tank: Dad sir! I got my job, sir!

General Buzz: Now don't miss the carpool tomorrow!

Tank: Sir, yes sir!

Johnny's party
Johnny gets off the bus from school and has a family meeting.

Johnny: Guys, it is my 18th birthday today and we are going to have a high school graduation birthday party with the family and my friends.

Jenny: Okay then! Pick up the phone and invite everyone!

Johnny calls up Ophelia and Jonny for the birthday party.

Ophelia: A birthday party? Sounds exciting!

Ripp: I can't wait to go to the party, Johnny!

Tank (behind the wall): Johnny has a party? I will crash the party and sabotage it!

Ripp: Bye! *hangs up* What did you say Tank?

Tank: Uh, nothing! It was your mind!

Ripp: Okay... Well, see you then! I'm going to the party!

Tank: Okay, see you, Ripp!

Ripp leaves the house, crosses the road with passing cars to get to Johnny's house on the other side.

Tank: Ripp doesn't know it, but I'm gonna crash the party for real!

Tank follows Ripp without making a sound. He crosses the road with a low amount of cars, so Ripp won't hear honking cars.

Ophelia: Let's dance together, Johnny!

Johnny turns on the stereo and switches to the techno station. The song playing is "High NRG" from The Urbz.

Tank: A dance party, huh? I will dance with them! Yet they will not see me!

Tank joins the dance party. Johnny notices Tank.

Johnny: Since when did I ever invite Tank? He's not supposed to be here!

Tank tackles Johnny and starts a fight. Everyone else gasps.

Ripp: What the hell? What is Tank doing here?!

Ophelia: I think he wanted to crash the party!

The fight finishes... Johnny wins!

Johnny: Who's the mature one now, huh military troop?

The crowd cheers.

Johnny: What do you say we have some delicious birthday cake?

Everyone (except Tank): Yeah!

Johnny is about to have his cake moment. Everyone (except Tank) is cheering, Jill is spinning a noisemaker and Jenny is blowing a party blower. Johnny blows the candles and a taxi ride to La Fiesta Tech pulls up.

Everyone: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Johnny! Happy birthday to you! Hip-hip! Hooray! Hip-hip! Hooray! Hip-hip! Hooray!

Johnny: Well, the taxi's waiting for me! Guys, Ophelia and I are going to college.

Everyone: Goodbye, Johnny!

Tank: And never see you again!

Everyone kicks Tank out and throws him out of the house, while Johnny and Ophelia get in the Yomoshoto Evasion taxi,

Everyone: Get out of here, you party crasher!

Ripp: Come on, Tank! Let's go home!

Jill: I'm gonna miss Johnny. He was such a great big brother.

Jenny: Us too. Don't worry, you'll see him when he graduates from college! He will probably live with his future wife, Ophelia. We could pay him a visit and you could have a niece or a nephew.

After Ophelia's college trip
Olive: It's time to retire.

Olive calls her work.

Olive: Hello, I would like to retire.

Olive retires.

After weeks of retiring.

Olive: Hello?

Grim Reaper: Olive Specter, you have reached the final stage of your life. Death.

Olive: Noooooooooo!!!! *turns hourglass*

The Grim Reaper turns the hourglass back.

Grim Reaper: Yes! That's how life is! You're born and you die.

Olive falls to the ground and gets buried in her graveyard.

The alien baby
It's pizza time for the Curious brothers.

Vidcund: Hey Pascal, why is your belly so big?

Pascal: I went to the doctors. They did an ultrasound scan and I'm pregnant with an alien baby!

Vidcund: How did that happen?

Pascal: Well, the last thing I remember was an alien spaceship. It came to me when I was stargazing. They eventually took me. The next thing I remember was me getting thrown out and then my belly started to swell slowly over the weeks.

Pascal tries to take a bite of the pizza but his water breaks.

Pascal: Oh no, I have wet my pants! Yet I didn't need to pee!

Vidcund: Oh no, that means your water broke! Quick, let's go to the secret sublevel!

Pascal gives birth to Tycho Curious.

Vidcund: It's a boy! What would you like to name him?

Pascal: Tycho.

Lazlo: Welcome to the world, baby Tycho!

At the Beakers
A red sedan pulls up to the Beakers' house, which is Circe's carpool.

Circe: Loki, I am going to work for my big promotion!

Loki: Have a good day at work, darling!

Circe: Thanks, you have a good day as well!

Circe gets in the car and the car drives off. Meanwhile, Nervous Subject is eating from the fridge!

Loki: Nervous Subject! What are you doing?

Nervous Subject: Eating from the fridge!

Loki: You are attracting cockroaches!

Nervous Subject: How do you know?

Loki: Because I can predict the future! Let's call the exterminator and you will make food by yourself next time!

Nervous Subject: But I don't know how!

Loki calls the exterminator.

Loki: Hello, we have a little cockroach problem. Can you come over quickly? Thanks, bye.

6:00 PM, Circe arrives with her carpool and tells Loki and Nervous that she has been promoted to Resident.

Circe: I got promoted to Resident!

Loki: Alright!

Nervous: I wish I had a job.

Loki: And don't you wish you had a life?!

Loner lonely
Ajay Loner arrives at 91 Road to Nowhere. I chose that home because it has only one bedroom, which is a perfect starter home for a single Sim.

Ajay: Now time to unpack the boxes.

After unpacking the boxes, Mister Smith visits Ajay and rings his doorbell.

Ajay: Oh! A visitor has arrived!

Ajay greets Mister Smith.

Ajay: Hello, my name is Ajay and I am from India. I thought I would make a good home here in Strangetown.

Mister Smith: Well... then... welcome... to... Strangetown!

Ajay: Why do you talk so slow?

Mister Smith: Because.... me... alien! No... worry... me... no... bite! You... new... neighbor!