User blog:K6ka/The Sim's Pen - 29th March 2015

Hello The Sims Wiki! K6ka here with another edition of The Sim's Pen, The Sims Wiki's weekly fanon newspaper!

Fanon news
The second oldest member of the 'McGaw' business versus the second youngest member of the 'McGaw' business. The elder is a hard-working fanatic that has no time for childish games, relationships, and laziness, while the younger is a chill, laid back, outgoing worker that is obsessed with Grilled Cheese. Who do you prefer?
 * Fanon Battle 32 - Renaud McGaw vs Victor Gonzaga

Head on over to the fanon battles page and vote for your favorite!

Must-reads
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 * State of Simazonya by Facebookerror

Located above Minnesota and North Dakota, Simazonya is the wealthiest of all American states, suffering little from the recent recession. Once a colony of Ireland, Simazonya became its own country for a time after a war, but fell into economic depression, where they were annexed by the United States. While citizens in Simazonya are referred to as "Sims", they are, in no way related to, Sims in The Sims series.


 * Pierce VanPyre by Pidgeoraptor7

After witnessing the cruel death of his vampire mother by thirst, Pierce vowed never to become a vampire, to avoid suffering the same fate. He blamed his father for his death and hated him, while letting his school grades slide. As soon as he was old enough, he moved to Bridgeport, hoping to escape vampires, but was disappointed to realize that the big city was filled with them! He falls in love with a vampire bartender, who bites him and turns him. Now, ironically, he has become the leader of a secret vampire organization, while simultaneously juggling his job as a Mixologist and a baby girl on the way. Will he be able to keep his sanity?

Poll
This has nothing to do with fanon, but I was just curious to know how many people understand the following sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo I get it! I have no clue what this is...

Anyway, thanks for reading! Be sure to follow The Sims Wiki via the links below, and stay tuned for next week! --I am  k6ka  Talk to me!   See what I have done  03:33, March 29, 2015 (UTC)