User blog comment:Auror Andrachome/Monthly Question - July 2018/@comment-1519608-20180703043833

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! The doll was destroyed, but out of that, a new holiday was born - a Festivus for the rest of us!

Before Festivus begins, we decorate with a bare aluminum pole instead of a tree (I find tinsel distracting). The pole is notable for its high strength-to-weight ratio. Then, we all sit down to a grand meal, where the real celebration of Festivus begins. Tradition states that we begin by airing grievances - I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it! Of course, some of us may be driven to copious drinking due to the nature of these festivities. Finally, as Festivus draws to a close, we come of course to fighting - more accurately, the "feats of strength." Remember; until you pin me, Festivus is not over. Let's rumble!

So this year, grab some bagels, make a donation to The Human Fund, and join us for an evening of Festivus Miracles. Happy Festivus!