User blog comment:Lost Labyrinth/Retiring/@comment-3582436-20140731014859/@comment-4568327-20140731020603

I was WikiBorn...

Then I became a bouncing, joyful WikiBaby,

Later a WikiToddler, learning my basic skills in life,

I grew up to become a WikiChild, carefree, playful, and pretending the world was a mystical place,

I developed strong muscles, an intelligent brain, and a new name - WikiTeen,

Which helped me become a WikiAdult, my most prolific life stage,

I got worn out, so I became a WikiElder,

And now, after years of hard work, I am finally ready to die a WikiDeath.