Fanon:The Bains

The Bains is a fanon series created by Carman39. It follows the life of Shalonda Bain, Connor Bain and Samara Bain

Episode 1: It's Goin' Down, I'm Yellin' Cheater!
Shalonda: So everybody! Do you like the new house?

Connor: I love it, how bout you Samara?

Samara: ...

Connor: Samara?

Samara: ...

Connor: SAMARA!!!

Samara: WHAT?!

Connor: DO YOU LIKE THE NEW HOUSE?! YES OR NOOOOO!!!!

Samara: ... (quietly) I dunno

Connor: (facepalm)

Samara: (walks away to sit and listen to Skrillex in the treehouse)

Connor: What went wrong? She has black and red hair, wears black makeup and listens to music called "dubstep" that sounds like rocks in a blender thats being blended by a giant blender in another giant blender with giant rocks in!

Shalonda: Connor it's probably just a phase (kisses him) nothing went wrong.

Connor: Honey, the midwife died two days after her birth, that can't be a coincedince!

Shalonda: The midwife had a heart condition! Samara had nothing to do with it! She was two days old! Now shut up!

Connor: There is only one way to end this...

Shalonda: Makeup WooHoo on our new bed

Connor: Yep

Shalonda:...uh...well...i'll go brush my teeth first

Connor: or we could just go to the shower or our horse's haystack

Shalonda: Eh..you choose

Connor:... Shower

(meanwhile in the treehouse)

Samara: (listens to Skrillex's EP) CALL 911 NOW! BRRRR DRRRR DRR DRRR DRR BRRR DRRRR BRR BRR BRR BRR

Random old lady walking past: Shut up you crazy emo hussy!

Samara: WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO SOME SKRILLEX *****!