Fanon:My Little PlumbBob

My Little PlumbBob is a fan fiction story written by some brony with too much time on his hands. It's an inevitable My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic based crossover fanon, about a young girl who discovers magical ponies chased from their homeland by an evil tyrant, and their effect on her life.

Characters

 * Natalie - the main character. Disappointed after not recieving a pony for her 10th birthday, she is shocked to discover magical ponies living in the forest.
 * Thomas - Natalie's 16 year old brother. He has somewhat of a poor relationship with his sister, but has a strange love for the ponies, which he attributes to too much time on Internet Forums.
 * Claire - Natalie's 5 year old sister. She is a quiet, bookwormish child. She also wants a pat walrus, but that's another story.
 * Rainbow Dash - A pegasus pony, and the main pony of the story. Brave and bold, Dash isn't afraid of anything.
 * Fluttershy - A pegasus pony. The polar opposite of RD. She's scared of everything, but is loyal and can be a source of strength for her friends.
 * Princess Luna - A winged pegasus pony. The "good" royal pony. Luna helps the ponies out, and is a somewhat frequent character in the series.
 * Celestia (nicknamed Trollestia) - The tyrant ruler of Equestria, the homeworld of the ponies. She was once a kind and generous pony, but discovered that trolling them would get her more lulz.

Chapter One: Birthday
Natalie woke up on a Friday at 7am in the morning. She eagerly got dressed and headed downstairs, for today was her 10th birthday. She went down the stairs, and saw her family grinning at her, with the exception of her 16 year old brother Tom, who was in his room trolling Wikipedia for no apparent reason. When asked why he does it, he replied with the answer "I did it for teh lulz".

"Happy Birthday!" Natalie's parents and younger sister shouted in unison. "Come on, open your presents!", her little sister Claire shouted.

...and so she opened her presents. She had several nice things there, like a nice book, "The history of Walruses", which her sister immediately "borrowed", some money from Grandpa Dimitri, and a DVD of Season One of ''The Adventures of Nyan Cat. However, she still looked for the present which she desperately wanted. It wasn't there.

"Mum... Daaaad... WHERE'S MY PONYYYY?"

"We've already explained this, darling. Ponies are too expensive to keep. We can't afford one. But look at all these other nice presents you've got... The Adventures of Nyan Cat is a good show! Why not watch it?"

"BUT I WANT A PONY!!!!!"

And with that, she stormed out the door.

Thomas came down the stairs. "Guize, some random admin banned me from The Sims Wiki. I may as well watch Natalie open her presents."

"She stormed off because we didn't igve her a pony" his mother said.

"Now THAT is what I call a ragequit!!1 See what I did there? LOL. ZOMG guize, I'd love to chat, but I gotta go. My ban on 4chan expired. Time for some trolling XD."