User talk:C.Syde65

Valentine's Day and Birthdays
Hello, C.Syde.

I haven't talked to you in a little while, but I want to say Happy Valentine's Day, and also happy birthday to the Sims game series, and the Sims Wiki. Speaking of birthdays, my birthday will be in four days, and I'm real happy about it. Goodbye for now!

Sincerely, CoasterCam Coastercam7788 (talk) 23:18, February 13, 2015 (UTC)

I'm back!
Hey, sorry for going AWOL for a couple of months. I'm back part-time, and I will most likely work exclusively on articles regarding the original Sims. I'm still a rollback, though? OoppDecks (talk) 08:50, March 23, 2015 (UTC)

Retirement Protocol
Hello C.Syde.

I am sad to see that you have announced your retirement from the wiki. However, there is a bit of business that we need to conduct.

In accordance with the newly-adopted Retirement Policy, all user rights you hold on The Sims Wiki are immediately and permanently revoked. Additionally, you will be placed on an indefinite block from editing The Sims Wiki, as per the "Forced Retirement Assistance Protocol" of the Retirement Policy. This block may not be appealed.

Please be aware that these actions may be reversed, on the condition that you provide to me the following: link

If you cannot provide those materials, then your retirement through the "Involuntary and Aggressive Dramatic Removal Doctrine" will take place shortly.

Sincerely,

--Commander LostInRiverview Supreme Overlord, The Sims Wiki (Worship me here) · (Read my edicts here) Posted: 07:06, April 1, 2015 (UTC)


 * If it wasn't for my common sense, I would actually have been tricked into thinking that you actually thought my retirement was genuine. And I would have been tricked into believing the new policy prank you posted, except that I would probably already have seen the new policy, or noticed the new policy being enforced, if it were real. And the link you provided me with seems to have no connection whatsoever to what goes on, on this wiki. :) --  C.Syde  ( talk &#124;  contribs ) 01:06, April 2, 2015 (UTC)