User:Sparrowsong

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About me
Okay...I seriously suck at writing profiles for myself online. Well, here goes nothing.

I'm Sparrowsong (Kate). I am 13. I live in Canada. No, we do NOT say "eh," nor are we obsessed with hockey and beavers.

I am so much like Lilith Pleasant, it's very freaky. Her appearance, her style, her personality, and her whole life totally match mine. Except instead of a twin sister, I have a brother who my parents favor. I still have a good relationship with him, though. And a "meh, pretty okay but not great" relationship with my parents. So I guess I'm a bit like Angela in that way.

I'm sarcastic and shy. Kind of. But I'm more shy in person than on the internet.

I have the Ambitious trait and would love to be the next J.K. Rowling.

You can trash my writing, my ideas, etc. all you want. I just don't care. If you try to argue with me, don't expect to get an emotional response or anything, because I'm just not like that.

They say there is a black sheep in every herd. That black sheep is me. It's a long story, let's just say I'm a bit of an outcast.

I'm fairly gothic. I love black and am obsessed with metal, vampires, etc. No, we don't all cut our wrists and shop at Hot Topic and cry for no reason. That's what the posers do.

I'm a bit of a nut. I have many conspiracy theories, which gets me labelled as a weirdo, but I honestly don't really care what people think of me as long as they don't hate my guts and want to murder me. Here are some Sims conspiracy theories of mine:


 * Alexander Goth is adopted. He doesn't seem to have any of Bella's genetics and only looks a little like Mortimer. But not all black-haired brown-eyed people are related. Just because I have pale skin and red hair doesn't mean I'm related to Kristen Stewart (I'm not).
 * Jill Smith is the love child of General Buzz Grunt and Jenny. That would explain why she doesn't look like PT9 and why he's enemies with General Buzz.
 * The reason Kaylynn Langerak has green eyes in TS2 but black eyes in TS3 is because they were a side effect of time travel.

My theme songs:
 * Does Anybody Hear Her - Casting Crowns.
 * Viva La Gloria (Little Girl) - Green Day.
 * Headstrong - Trapt.
 * Don't Rain On My Parade - Glee Cast.
 * Fallin' For You - Colbie Caillat.
 * She's A Rebel - Green Day.
 * Lacrymosa - Evanescence.
 * Franklin - Paramore.
 * I Will Not Bow - Breaking Benjamin.

Thank Salemguy123 for designing my user page!

Random Facts About Me

 * My eyes were dark blue when I was really little. They turned green when I was seven. Then when I was nine or ten they turned a greyish-hazel color. They still are, and I hope they stay that way, because greyish-hazel eyes are quite pretty in my opinion.
 * When I was little, my hair was bright orange. It was red up until I was around 10-11. Now it's a light, blondish-brown color. It still looks kinda reddish, too.
 * My hair looks like fire in the light.
 * I am a lesbian. I have been a lesbian since I was 9 years old.
 * I've been a writer since the age of 4.
 * I hate math so badly. I'd rather go to jail than do math, I'm not joking.
 * I have a stepsister who hates me. Like, an "I-would-laugh-if-you-died" kind of hatred.
 * I'm emotionally disturbed...don't ask :(.
 * I have little to no self-esteem. The only thing that keeps me going is The Sims and writing. I like to give my teenage Sims the relationship with their families that I don't have.
 * My dad hasn't said "I love you" to me for 3 months.
 * My dad works all the time, and only comes home about once or twice a week. I barely know him anymore.
 * I perfectly fit the description of Alice Bin Diver from the Alice and Kev blogs ("A kind heart, but suffers from clumsiness and low self-esteem"). I even look like her.
 * I have ADD and OCD.
 * Everywhere I go, I'm judged, bullied, and hated. So please, people, don't do that. You'll only ruin the last little bit of self-esteem I have left.
 * I have two Wikias of my own, Percy Jackson Fanfiction Wiki and Warriors Characters Wiki. Unfortunately, the latter is a complete failure. The former, however, is very successful.
 * I'm addicted to adrenaline rushes. I will do just about anything to get one.
 * The weirdest things give me adrenaline rushes. Such as: taking a bath, going on the computer at 1:00 AM while I'm supposed to be asleep, nearly getting caught doing that, falling, listening to heavy metal, and reading R-rated fanfiction while my parents aren't looking.
 * I have a huge fear of Great White Sharks. I fear them more than anything, even death itself. Almost all my nightmares involve Great White Sharks trying to eat me alive, and then I'll wake up screaming.
 * I cut myself once. I never did it again, luckily.
 * There are no kids my age in my neighbourhood. Everyone is either a 5-year-old or a 50-year-old. It's sad, because I have nobody to hang with.
 * I have a dog named Pandora.
 * I suspect I'm adopted. I don't look at all like my dad, and only have the same hair color as my mom.
 * I'm so pale, my skin is almost pure white. I'm not joking.
 * I'm a compulsive liar. I don't lie on the internet, though.
 * I hate being 12. I can't wait for it to be over.
 * I like to troll chatrooms. Hey, don't you look at me like that - it's fun! And I like to see the goofy things people say when I impersonate some celebrity! And it makes me feel better about myself!
 * I like the taste of blood. When I get a paper cut, I lick it. Seriously.
 * I'm only saying this because the internet is anonymous and nobody here knows who I am in real life. I hope I don't sound too pathetic.

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