Fanon:I'm a LOSER

Monday 1st February
So it's true. I am a loser. I always assumed I was a loser, but this camping trip has proven it. Who goes camping in winter, you ask? My school does because my school forced me to go camping in winter. I'm on the bus and I have to sit next to Justin Greggs, the weirdest kid in the whole of Sunset Valley. And guess who sits right behind me? Lisa Bunch. Lisa is a mean girl in lip gloss and skinny jeans. She gossips about the girls, she manipulates boys into fulfilling her every need, and she has an army of mean girls.

I'm glad I'm not the target this year. Lisa decided the new girl should be the target. Vicky Burns, the new girl, never seems to speak to anybody. It still makes me sick that Lisa is choosing targets each year. And I saw the list of tents. I have to share a tent with Lisa, Candy, and Georgia. Yup, that's right. I got assigned a tent with the 3 mean girls of the school. They call themselves the hot girls, I call them the plastics.

I wish I could sit with Parker Langerak, the HOTTEST guy to attend Community School of the Gifted. He has a reputation for being a player, and that attracts all the girls, as he gives good kisses. But I have no chance with him, as I'm a dork and he dates Lisa.

"So, Sarah, do you wanna hang out?" Justin asked me.

"For the last time, my name is Sasha!" I yelled back at him.

"No yelling on the bus!" the bus driver shouted at me.

The staff here are so annoying. They yell at me for everything, just because I'm not as rich as Holly Alto, the richest girl to attend school. I'm pretty sure she had normal grades, but then her grades skyrocketed to A+ because her father bribed the principal. The principal doesn't even care about this school, he cares about the money. He should be arrested for fraud.

The bus finally arrived at Riverview Campsite, the perfect place for camping. Our principal had booked a week camping, and during that week was my cousin's birthday party. My cousin's parties were amazing, but tonight was the big party.

I got off the bus and went to the back to collect my suitcase. As I walked down the stairs of the bus, Lisa pushed me down. I landed in DOG MUCK! Why do I have to be such a loser? Worst of all, my crush saw it all. Mega embarrassing.

"Um, Lisa, that wasn't very kind of you," Parker said shyly in front of Lisa. He helped me up. Oh boy, do I love that guy. But now I smell weird, even though we have to run around in the muddy fields of Riverview, probably all of them covered in dog much. Yuck.

I'm writing this now because not much happens on the first night. I'm here for 7 days, and those days are the worst days of my life.