Fanon:Albert Beaker

Albert Beaker is a major character in the PVCS vs STM Football screenshot story series. He plays for Team STM (StrangeTown-Monty).

Albert is the latest test subject of Loki and Circe Beaker. He also happens to be the couple’s only biological child, born a few years after the 2015 Match. For this reason, Albert may have the easiest time of all the Beaker test subjects so far.

Like his parents, Albert has a low Nice score. However, he has a good relationship with his first cousin, Isabel Loner, daughter of Ajay and Erin Loner. Isabel may be the closest thing Albert has to a sister, but she may or may not know what he is drinking at home… Aunt Erin may know, but she trusts that Loki knows how not to hurt his precious son.

In the 2035 Match, Albert is a starting striker alongside Veronaville native Horatio Monty. How will Team STM’s strike partnership compare to that of Team PVCS? Will Albert work better with his familiar Strangetown neighbors, or the Monty family whom he met more recently?

Will Albert be able to improve General Buzz Grunt’s (Team STM's Strangetown Manager) opinion of the Beaker family? WHO is Albert’s least favorite Pleasantview native, and why?

In truth, Albert Beaker is NOT the only 2035 player who has “benefited” from the Beaker experiments. One of his other STM teammates also has traces of “Beaker experiment influence” in their physiology too. The question is HOW the effects may manifest themselves in Albert and this teammate of his…