User:Woganhemlock

Not to be confused with Wogan Hemlock.

IRC
If you need to find me on the IRC, fin

d WoganHemlock. I'm on often, but if you need to talk to me, just give me a message and I'll head on over!

About me
I have been playing the sims for a very long time. I know almost everything about the game. I decided to put my knowledge to good use on this wiki.

I am currently an editor here, but sometimes at other wikis, such as the Jak and Daxter wiki and The Simpsons wiki.

Because I have played the series for nearly 7 years, I know a lot about it. I am active on the questions forum and try to reply as soon as possible. If you have a question that is absolutely positively important and urgent, leave it here. Thanks!

My favorite Sims

 * Wogan Hemlock, my namesake. There is a long story behind this, and I don't have time to tell it!
 * Bella Goth, obviously.
 * The bizarre and amusing Mrs. Crumplebottom.

My Favorite Pages

 * The Sims Wiki IRC Channel: Quotes: Always good for a laugh.
 * Can't think of any more, check again soon.

Testing and To Do List
This is where I test out editing, new signatures and such. My to-do list is here also. You can add to my list, if you like. DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING!!!

Funny Stuff
From IRC - Don't push your luck!

[19:01]  !8ball 

[19:01]  *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "": Yes

[19:01]  ALRIGHT!!!

[19:01]  WHO ROCKS!

[19:01]  Take that, 8ball! I win! Hahahahahahaha!

[19:01]  !8ball 

[19:02]  Lets see what else... !8ball Is 8ball pointless

[19:04]  Umm...

[19:05]  !8ball Is the 8ball pointless?

[19:05]  *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Is the 8ball pointless?": Are you crazy?!

Moral of the story - Don't push your luck with computers.

From IRC - Keep bothering the 8ball
[19:07]  !8ball Is the magic 8ball really magic, or a fraud?

[19:07]  *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Is the magic 8ball really magic, or a fraud?": Are you crazy?!

[19:08]  !8ball Is WoganHemlock awesome?

[19:08] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Is WoganHemlock awesome?": Anything could happen.

[19:08] <WoganHemlock> !8ball Is WoganHemlock awesome?

[19:08] <RuneScript> *** [ 8 BALL ]: The magic 8 ball says in response to "Is WoganHemlock awesome?": Of course!

Moral of the story - If you bother 8ball enough, you get what you want.