Fanon:Our Relationship

So here I am, a middle aged male who recently moved to the city to escape suburban life. I couldn't deal with all of these things after the domestic abuse incident divorce. I needed a fresh start.

The new girl
I had quite a bit of money through the divorce settlement. Guess I did pretty well on that one. I met a college student named Allegra. She loved to have fun - she loved to do anything. We went on a date to see how things went. I couldn't believe I was with someone who was 20 years younger than me. My father would probably prefer to hear about the domestic abuse incident divorce than me being with a college student.