Fanon:The story of the big burrito

One day there was a man named Bill.

Now Bill was a big old man

Who loved working at the mill

And getting brown tans

One day Bill

Went to the mill

And found a burrito

This puzzled Bill

So he threw it in the mill

Never to see the thing

That dastardly thing

But the burrito bounced back

Smacked him in the back

And hurt him greatly

And made him angry