Fanon:Rocky Road

“Milord, we have arrived!” A man called out after a sudden boom. The man he was calling, Talin, would soon become the ruler of the place they had stopped at. “What?! WHAT?!” Talin screeched as he burst out the door and jumped overboard. “Do not just stand there! We shall build a castle- an empire! And by that, I mean YOU shall build a castle, and I shall rule!” “Aye aye!!!” After days of nonstop torturous work, the castle was completed. “Aha! T’is a fine place, and now that boatloads of citizens have arrived, I believe I shall socialize…” After hours of chatting, Talin headed back. Three people greeted him. “Hi, My name is Hatshepsut. I’ve come to establish ties with your new kingdom, and I would be happy to assist you!” “Hello. Call me Hongzhi. I would like my land to flourish and you seem like a rightful comrade!” “Hi. My name is Charles VIII. I’d like to, um… Establish the… What the others are doing… As long as you help me strengthen my… My army.” “Why, this is perfect! Of course!” Alright, my people! Bring the buckets of food! He’s alright!” “Yes, men, we have found an ally. I shall ask about his laws.” “Muh, men! Bring the finest wine and assist me in building Talin’s castle!.. More...” And thus, SimNation, Egypt, China, and France became closely tied.