The Sims Wiki:User Created Contest/Photo Caption Contest

In honor of User Contests Week, I've decided to bring back an old favorite; a caption contest!

Here's how it will work. Every day from now through October 19th, I'll add a photo to this page. You'll have a day to come up with and post a humorous or witty caption to the photo. At the end of that day, I'll post the next days' photo and allow you all to vote on the caption you like most from the previous day. The winner of each day will get an award on their user page, and their photo caption will be entered in a finalists vote for the end of the week. If there are any ties, I'll cast the deciding vote (therefore, I won't be participating). Voting will be done by use of the poll feature (I'm not worried about strict scientific accuracy).

A couple rules: ''You must be registered to place a caption. However, you do not need to be registered to vote on the captions. Captions need to be appropriate and follow the rules. Only one caption per user per photo please; if you want to change your caption, you may up until the end of the day.''

So without further ado, here's the first photo!

October 14


Time left:

Captions
Ѧüя◎ґ (talk) 00:58, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * "NO, I WILL NOT HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!" - Jessica Peterson
 * "Then get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. :D" - Armand DeBateau


 * Telekinetic WooHoo

GAHSIcepick (talk) 01:49, October 14, 2012 (UTC)

Voting
Whose caption do you like more? Auror Andrachome GAHSIcepick

October 15th
Be sure to vote in the poll above, and submit your captions for the picture below. Countdown:


 * Caption this photo!

Captions
GAHSIcepick (talk) 00:20, October 15, 2012 (UTC) MILK FOR THE UNYUUFEX, FLAT CHEST FOR THE CUTENESS THRONE, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL PROBES (user talk:Mathetesalexandrou) 03:09, October 15, 2012 (UTC)
 * In Box number 1 we have Squidward.
 * Matias: Y U NO PERFORM ON STAGE?
 * Priscilla: Well, It gives some experience, right?