Fanon:The Diner Guy

The Diner Guy is a fan-fiction created by some random guy with nothing to do. It is a comedy which will (hopefully) keep you laughing for a while.

Characters

 * Lucas - the main character. He is a lazy and clumsy chef at the diner.
 * Lauren - a waitress and Lucas' love interest.
 * Jose - the owner of the diner and Lucas' manager.
 * Charlie Sheen - a customer.
 * Ronald McDonald - business competitor.
 * Immam - a fellow chef, who is seen as a rival to Lucas.
 * Lion Fabrics - a golfer (based on Tiger Woods) who is the main antagonist.

Chapter I: Job Application
my name is lucas

'''i is looking for a job to earn cash to pay my mortgage.

i worked at a bar local school where i was very nasty nice to customers students

i cook nothing

i just need a job

plz give me the job!!!1111!!

That was the the application that Lucas sent in to the Diner. In reaction to this, Jose said, "Well, at least it is better than the one from that guy who claimed to be a zombie..."

It read, " give me the job or ill  eat your brains  please reply soon  TROLOLOLO "

Jose grabbed the telephone and phoned Lucas. Lucas picked up the phone and greeted Jose with, "WHAT DO YOU WANT? I have a hangover, I can't seem to understand where this woman in my house came from, I need a bath, I puked everywhere and I really don't know what is going on right now! I would be forever greatful if you told me what it was you wanted because if you don't have a reason then get lost!" After hearing that greeting, Jose replied, "Amigo, you cook, yes? You have a job at the diner! Show up at 10am tomorrow and please no alcohol consumption tonight, it makes it hard for anyone to enjoy their food!" Jose hung up the phone and Lucas celebrated with, "AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!"